HEY DU! I need your best quick and dirty Republican jokes!

[Runcible Spoon]

let me have 'em! Need a fast and clever retort for THIS joke: "What's the difference between a spotted pup and a Democrat? The spotted pup will eventually quit whining" :eyes:

So help me out guys!

[Floogeldy]

1. I got one.

"What's the difference between a spotted pup and a Republican? The spotted pup could have been a great president."

[Runcible Spoon]

2. snarf!

that's kinda what I was thinking...the spotted pup would have pissed only on the carpet, not all over international relations :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

3. What do you call

a military deserter and a rapist? Mr. President!

[Runcible Spoon]

5. oh snap!

good one!

[DanCa]

4. Why is ann coulter like a pizza?

She's cheesy and greasy and when she finally comes shes cold and unfullfilling.

[Runcible Spoon]

6. LOL

holy shit we are a clever bunch!