Suppose you REALLY had ALL the flaws people ascribed to you...

[entanglement]

What would you be?

I'd be a miserly,cheating, opportunistic,idiotic, incompetent, racist, sexist, perverted nerdy loser!

:crazy: :crazy:

[yewberry]

1. I'd be a vicious, self-righteous cult member

with no capacity for real dialogue or common sense.

And apparently I smell badly.

Thanks folks!

[WCGreen]

2. I am cold hearted, deceitful, a mess of a human being,

a fine example of human wreckage, a sexist pig, a bore, boring, pretentious, over bearing, a flaming liberal, a conservative, a shyster, a bean counter, lack conviction, am too opinionated, unreliable and, lousy in bed....

this is from my old girlfriends.....

But believe me when I tell ya, they were worse......

[hfojvt]

3. clearly, whatever your flaws, they had their own

chief of which was, apparently, bad taste and/or poor choice of boyfriends.

My dad always has a comeback to my mom, when she says "you are such a dipstick" or some such to him. He replies "and how is Mrs. Dipstick?"

[WCGreen]

9. I like that.....

[AlienGirl]

4. What makes you think I DON'T? nt

[entanglement]

7. Yes, but you have to list all your evils for me first

:)

[enigmatic]

5. Well. my friends call me enigmatic

so I happily plead guilty..

[entanglement]

8. LOL n/t

[BlueIris]

6. I'd be a selfish, single-minded, moody, irresponsible meanie.

Not pretty, either.

[ghostsofgiants]

10. Lazy, ugly, unmotivated, nerdy, neurotic, whiney, paranoid asshole...

Some of those are more accurate than others.

[Heidi]

11. Who called you ugly????????

Lemme at 'em. :grr:

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Haha, a girl I went to school with...

This was back in like grade 10 or 11. (Which isn't really that long ago for me, haha, but still.)

[Heidi]

15. She was wrong.

Enough said.

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Thanks, haha...

I've got thick skin though, so it never really bothered me.

I actually think she might have had a bit of a thing for me towards the end of high school, so it's all good.

[Omphaloskepsis]

14. I think we might have the same parents..

They are littering North America with kids like us. I blame video games.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. Hahaha, video games and the internet...

And the return of swing music in the late '90s had something to do with it as well, I'm sure.

[Omphaloskepsis]

18. Don't forget to blame SKA..

My downfall occurred shortly after discovering Skankin Pickle.

[ghostsofgiants]

19. Ska automatically makes me think of this now...

Every time someone mentions ska to me I usually show them that.

[Omphaloskepsis]

20. Well played..

I'm just glad the shit is dead now. At least in my circle of friends. That dumb ass running man dance drove me nuts.

[AtomicKitten]

12. I'd be a raging bitch.

which, of course, I am
mostly because I don't take any crap from anyone, ever
which is constructed as me being a raging bitch
and that's okay with me

[WCGreen]

21. Have we dated?

[AtomicKitten]

26. I could slap you around while you ponder that question.

Schmoopie.

[WCGreen]

27. Promises Promises.....

[DS1]

22. George W. Bush

:cry:

[entanglement]

29. Haha, that MUST hurt

n/t

[progmom]

23. i probably ascribe more flaws to myself than anyone else does

[entanglement]

30. Aren't you an incurable panda lover?

There's a flaw for you

:P

[progmom]

34. it's true

and misunderestimator and nothingshocksmeanymore and GOPisEvil and I went to see the pandas in DC on Sunday. :loveya:

[anarch]

24. I'm much worse than anyone thinks.

Really, I am. :(

I am lazy, morose, and I procrastinate. I also tend to drink too much, and I need a haircut. I could go on, but I'm too lazy to bother....

[Splatter Phoenix]

25. *giggles* Ooh, fun.

A deceitful, thieving, whore-fuck Fascist.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. Well, let me see..

Most of my criticism comes from me, internally.....

Greedy, lazy, unmotivated, anxious, bossy, needy and demanding...insecure...

Some of these are actually basically true.... :shrug:

[entanglement]

31. I'm 100% certain you are a much better person than I am

There, that should make you feel better now


:-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

33. Well,now.....that's very sweet of you to say so...

But you don't know me at all....even if you've read ALL my posts, you don't know what's really inside me.....

But I thank you for attempting to diminish my bad parts!


:hug: :pals:

[bertha katzenengel]

32. I have no flaws. I am surrounded by people who inflate my

wonderfulness and importance to the universe.

[SarahB]

35. I would be a bad, bad girl.

Or perfect.

Depends on who you ask. :shrug:

Actually, I get along with most people. A few people think I'm "quirky" or geeky" (and they're probably right), but aside from my loony mother, no one thinks I'm not a fairly nice person for the most part.

[khashka]

36. Vicious, arrogant, cruel, mean

self absorbed, angry, hateful...


and, yeah, maybe I am all those things - but they don't define me.

I'm also caring. loving, tender, and infinitely forgiving.

Half of one, six dozen of the other....

Khash.