Woman Assaults Police Officer With Chicken Wings

[matcom]

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SMYRNA, Ga. -- A Florida woman was arrested after allegedly attacking a suburban Atlanta police officer with a plate of chicken wings and a 2-liter bottle, police said.

Beverly Anne Campbell, 61, of St. Petersburg, Fla., was arrested for misdemeanor battery and felony assault on a police officer, according to a Smyrna police arrest warrant. She was also arrested on a misdemeanor charge of inciting a riot, the warrant said.

The incident happened Friday during a function at the Smyrna Community Center, said Capt. Keith Zgnoc, a police spokesman.

Officer W. D. Nesbit stopped a driver leaving the event who was traveling the wrong way on a one-way street.

But Campbell apparently objected to the traffic stop and attempted to turn the crowd against the officer, according to the warrant.

She allegedly threw the plate of chicken wings at Nesbit, hit him with the Coke bottle in the neck and then punched him in the face, "several times, leaving visible injuries," according to the warrant.

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[NaturalHigh]

1. Who got to eat the chicken wings?

[Bassic]

2. Those are dangerous weapons did the officer tazer her?

:P

[XNASA]

3. I've never heard of a Police Officer with Chicken Wings.

Oh. Sorry. I guess I should read the entire post before responding.

[Z_I_Peevey]

6. Most have wing tips, I think,

not the full-on wings.

[Zuni]

4. I love buffalo wings...

:(

what a waste

[DS1]

5. What about pointed sticks?

POINTED STICKS????

Now, let's say a crazed woman comes running at you with a plate of chicken..

Boneless or wings?

WINGS YOU IDIOT! Now, grab her arm like this...

[bertha katzenengel]

7. In other news, recently paroled Dr. Hannibal Lecter has introduced

his new restaurant chain. Tops on the menu are Buffalo Forearms, Fingers & Toes To Go, and of course, Silent Lamb. The chain's motto is, "So good, you'll never hear him comin'. . . ."

[RedCloud]

8. Wasn't Nesbit with the Monkees?

How many 61 year old ladies can punch an officer several times in the face?

Was that a 2 liter bottle of Cherry Coke? Did she get it at a convenience store at a mark up?

Was he gobbling the chicken wings when she punched him?

Why can't citizens reverse one-way streets? hasn't that one-way had it's way, way too often?

And what about three way streets? Are they safe?