I May Be A Dog ... But

[ThomWV]

I'm not the worst dog on earth.

I take out the trash now and then.
I always put the lid down.
I've been known to wash a dish or two when it was unavoidable.
I fix shit around the house if its not delicate work.
I mow the grass before anyone complains too loudly.
Sometimes I feed the dogs.
Little rough on remembering significant dates, but hey, nobody's perfect.

So tell me, how come I'm the only asshole in this place who seems to be able to get lint out of a mouse?

[RedCloud]

1. Lid down? More like dapper down!

be like dad,
not like sis,
raise the lid,
when you piss!