Women live longer than men because???

[SoCalDem]

http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm

[northzax]

1. simple, eventually they get sick of us

and stop taking care of us. Then we die.

[ZombieNixon]

2. Wow. We are DUMB.

DU needs a "bury head in hands to hide shame" smiley.

[RedCloud]

3. I had no idea cameras can work while we make goofy work

our life's habit.

[redqueen]

4. Because they don't cry enough.

Tears release stress hormones... stress is bad for your health.

Oh wait, this is the lounge, isn't it?

Um, because we drive them absolutely nuts... they WANT TO! :P

[BikeWriter]

5. You're right. Some women make men want to die.

[Orsino]

6. Just to TICK US OFF!!!

Just a theory. :-)

[Squatch]

7. Not if I can help it.

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

8. I like this photo here:

[BikeWriter]

10. The image you want is at GopherGas.com?

[Initech]

15. Doh!

I hate when you cant post outside images. Crap.

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

9. nagging

[youthere]

11. We feed off of their life force?

[historian]

12. because men want to do die first!!!!

[chaska]

13. I'd be willing to bet that it was a god damn boss that made....

all of those scenes happen.

[AngryAmish]

14. spite

[AtomicKitten]

16. our fabulousness gives us longevity.

[philosophie_en_rose]

17. Higher intelligence??

No way a woman is going to light a fart in a can and other silly men dares.