Don't stick a Fire-extinguisher way up your ass.

[Floogeldy]

No matter how much you might want to. I just did and the foam sprayed and emulsified in my intestines. I had to fish it out with a vacuum cleaner. Stupid! Stupid! That's all.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Wow. I'll try not to do that!

[qnr]

2. Water? P-K-P? CO2? Enquiring minds want to know. n/t

[LoZoccolo]

3. "HERE'S SOMETHING THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD EVER...EVER"

Nah, I won't give it away. It's from the George Carlin routine about things you never hear.

[nytemare]

4. If it is *, and he has his head up his ass, and he is trying to think

so his ears are smoking, thus igniting pockets of gas in his intestines, then his sticking a fire extinguisher up his ass would not be a bad idea. That is, unless he was also trying to chew a pretzel or ride a bicycle at the time.

:D

[Lady Freedom]

5. Ya know, I could have gone all my life not knowing that Thanks for the...

WARNING!!!:scared:

[LaraMN]

6. Rectal douche?

Did you use a name-brand extinguisher or a generic crap one? It makes a big difference.

[Gregorian]

7. Yikes! How did I miss the vacuum cleaner part.

Must have been the sheer excitement of it all.

[crispini]

LOL! Definitely in the top 10 of copycats.

You and CG just encourage each other like naughty 10 year olds, don't you? :P

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. You're from GD aren't you?

:popcorn:

[crispini]

13. No, just quiet.

I actually used to post here more than GD but then Katrina hit and my angst-meter pegged. GD just seemed to fit. :7

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. I knew that ......

[crispini]

15. Hee!

I mostly feel like a stealth poster in here. Guess when you ASSUME something, eh? :P

[youthere]

11. Copycat Hall of Fame.

[BikeWriter]

8. Hey, I never knew that! Thanks for the information!

[Floogeldy]

12. I'm always trying to help others.

:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

17. I know, I've noticed that. Why, just the other day I was...

talking to one of the voices in my head, and I said, "You know, that Floogeldy is always trying to help others."

[Fleshdancer]

10. I feel very sorry for the fire extinguisher

it lived a life of heroic promise only to get stuck up your ass. Very sad indeed.

[youthere]

16. *shakes head sadly*

poor old fire extinguisher.

[evlbstrd]

18. Thanks for the tip.

[NaturalHigh]

19. Thanks for pointing this out.

If I hadn't read this post, I might have decided to stick a fire extinguisher up my ass before I went to bed.

[BikeWriter]

21. Don't ever let it be said The Lounge is not educational!

[NMMNG]

20. Well I never planned to, but now I *really* never will

thanks to your timely advice. :-)