Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

What job couldn't they pay you tons of money a year to do? Say on the

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:35 PM
Original message
What job couldn't they pay you tons of money a year to do? Say on the
order of $10Mil.

Me: President

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:37 PM
Response to Original message
1. President's wife.
:puke:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:38 PM
Response to Original message
2. Cleaning Rush Limbaugh's asshole with my tongue
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
Response to Reply #2
5. Oh, yuck.
Redstone
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:42 PM
Response to Reply #2
10. I could handle that job.
I could defnilly be in charge of you cleaning out Limbaugh's ass with your tongue.

That would be easy. :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:43 PM
Response to Reply #10
12. Thanks. You're the best manager a guy could ask for.
:eyes:

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:38 PM
Response to Original message
3. Anything that would require me to live in the L.A. area (or
Silicon Valley), or anywhere else where a two-hour commute each way is normal.

(Though I guess at 10 mil / year, I'd be able to leave the commuting to someone else and just fly my helicopter to the office.)

Redstone
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:39 PM
Response to Original message
4. White House Press Secretary
If I'm going to lie, it's going to be for me or for someone I deeply care about.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
Response to Original message
6. Cleaning HVAC air ducts by crawling through them.
I'm not particularly claustrophobic, but I don't think I could handle that as a job without going over the edge.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
Response to Original message
7. Chopping up crack?
My little sister used to do that :eyes:
*sigh*
Never ever ever
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:40 PM
Response to Original message
8. I could handle any job.
You name it, I can do it.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:41 PM
Response to Reply #8
9. How about sticking a fire extinguisher up your ass?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:43 PM
Response to Reply #9
11. sounds more like a bizarre hobby to me n/t
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:49 PM
Response to Reply #11
13. Eggzackly!
There is no such job.

;)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-05 10:51 PM
Response to Original message
14. parachute tester
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Dec 26th 2024, 08:45 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC