Don't stick corn in your nose.

[Z_I_Peevey]

I did this once when I was a toddler.

[LaraMN]

1. Not much point in sticking it in your mouth either-- comes out the same

as it went in.

[Floogeldy]

2. And just how would you know that?

Do you make it a point to look at your . . . .

Never mind.

[LaraMN]

3. Common knowledge-- and three kids. eom

[Floogeldy]

4. OH.

;)

[rustydog]

5. when I was in my 20's, my best friend did a "watch this" and

stuck a Certs up his nostril...then he couldn't get it out. He closed one nostril and tried to blow the blocked nostril clear.
I laughed my ass off as I drove. He complained that the Certs was burning, so I drove to the local ER. He got the offending Certs out as I drove up to the doors.

[obxhead]

6. hahahahahahahaha

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. Years ago I was in the hospital

having a kidney removed, and one of the interns told me about a patient who was there because he got his penis stuck in a bottle.

I fussed at him for making me laugh when I had all those stitches...

[Ptah]

9. That's why I always carry these:

[Ptah]

8. My brother had to go to ther doctor to get

a green bean extracted from his nostril.

He also warned me to not pee on the electrical fence.