Some options for Brownie

[madinmaryland]

from the Washington Post:

1. "Umbrella holder for Michael Jackson." -- Ed Sheehy of Falls Church.

2. "The next Iraqi information minister." -- A U.S. government official in Romania who explained why with a quiz. "Who said each of the following," our winner asked, Brown or Saddam's flack, Mohammed Saeed Sahhaf?

· "There are no American infidels in Baghdad, never."

· "Our nation is prepared, as never before, to deal quickly and capably with the consequences of disasters."

· "Our initial assessment is that they will all die."

· "Paula, the federal government did not even know about the convention center people until today."

"See? It's hard to tell them apart," the official said.


3. "Commissioner of the National Hockey League. At least if he fails no one will notice." -- John Batey , a college professor from Indianapolis. Also submitted by prior winner Howard Cohen of North Hills, Calif.

for more see:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/09/27/AR2005092701715.html

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