The next sex thread...will be locked.

[EstimatedProphet]

Them's the rules.

[RevCheesehead]

1. but since the word "sex" appears in your subject line...

wouldn't that be a self-fulfilling prophecy? :P

[Deja Q]

7. !

:yoiks:

[RevCheesehead]

12. alright, the NEXT one to say Jehovah, after I say Jehovah,....

Priest: Stop! Stop! Will you stop that! Stop it! Now, look! No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle! Do you understand? Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehova!

[Merrick]

2. No it wont!

[southlandshari]

3. Hey EP.....

:rofl:

[Justpat]

4. In other words, it'll be a quickie?

[Misunderestimator]

8. LOL!

:thumbsup:

[Fox Mulder]

9. Hahahaha!

:spray:

[hickman1937]

13. Dammit, I just spit coke on my moniter!

:rofl: ;-)

[TallahasseeGrannie]

16. Be careful. That stuff is expensive! n/t

[dolo amber]

5. Question:

Now that ATA is no more and I can't be bothered writing admins who don't write me back (I'm talking to YOU, EarlG :P)...

So if I were to start a perfectly legitimate thread asking why, evolutionarily, men have nipples...would you lock it? Or would you allow it to be discussed until the inevitable wise asses appeared and *turned* it into a sex thread?

These are the things that keep me up at night. :cry:

[Merrick]

6. Why men have nipples:

Embryos develop asexually for a period of time past the point the gene that codes for nipples is activated - so both boys and girls get them before those genes on the y chromosome (that make a boy a boy) are turned on.

[dolo amber]

11. I understand *how* they have them...

just not *WHY* they have them. Evolutionarily. It's not like a vestigal tail or the little membrane thingy in the corner or your eye. What purpose, if any, did they EVER have? :shrug:

Heh. I can just have my thread here, in the safety of a mod's "No sex threads" thread. :D

[Merrick]

15. I've heard this reason:

They act like pacifiers to give something for babies to suck on while mommy's nipples take a break. Observed amongst our primate ancestors if not us all too often.

course they also make for handy thingees to dangle jewelry from apparently.

[Deja Q]

10. An ass? Me of all people?

Well... A big weenie maybe, but hardly an ass!

:hide:

[ohiosmith]

14. God I love when you talk dirty.