Please allow me this opportunity...

[Zomby Woof]

To extend to each of you, verily, every single one of you fine individuals, populating this forum tonight - whether as posters or lurkers, veteran and newbie alike - my heartiest and heartfelt greetings and well wishes, with my fondest hope that all of you, yes, every one of you, each and all, the most soothing and relaxing of evenings as it commences at this moment. A fine evening I wish you all, every one of you, with respite from the hubbub of your tiring day, leaving your exertions and stresses behind, your labors ceasing, so that we may all bask in the glow of each others' contentment and serenity.

Or in other words...

Hi! :hi:

[bigwillq]

1. Howdy, Zomby!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

2. Salutations, sir!

Your brevity is to be commended, for it forsakes the verbosity of which I have grown accustomed...

Aw fuck it! :hi:

[bigwillq]

11. It's short and sweet for me!

Usually! Good to see you tonight!:hi:

[bridgit]

3. very nice, now, i don't know much about these things but...

you seem like a keeper to me :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

4. I blush heartily, ma'am, at your kind words

:blush: :hi:

[AirmensMom]

5. Hey, Zombie!

I'm sort of new here ...
methinks you may be a bit intoxicated with the exuberance of your verbosity. Nevertheless, I'm happy to be here and accept your greetings and well wishes with utmost gratitude.

Hi to you, too!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

7. Welcome to DU, AirmensMom!

;-) Just wait until I revert to blunt form. :hi: :donut:

:toast: Hope you are enjoying DU!

[AirmensMom]

12. Verily, do not revert to blunt form.

The verbosity is exceedingly pleasurable and a welcome change from less pleasant, though admittedly more economical, forms. Thank you for your most sincere and warm welcome.

:yourock:

[Mutley]

6. Someone's in a good mood!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

9. Could be!

Or it was my potato baking in the 93 degree California sun too long! B-) :hi:

[Tom Kitten]

8. I needed to read this right now

been going through extreme unction lately it is nice to get a reprieve....

[Zomby Woof]

10. These are extremely unctious times

Understood! :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. My dear Tom Kitten.......

How lovely to see you tonight!

Are you at work, or did you get connected at home? Anyhoo, it's lovely to see you......

:hi: :loveya:

[Tom Kitten]

19. dear Peggy

as it turns out I got a free month from earthlink so I suppose I am on until I pull the plug myself!

Plus as it turns out I am ahead of schedule so I figure I can relax a bit and visit...even though I already said I thought I'd be gone awhile!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

51. Well, for whatever reason, I am very happy to see you!

Isn't it good to be ahead of schedule? It hardly ever happens to me, but when it does, I love it.....


:loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. My dear ZombyWoof!

It is with extreme pleasure that I read your soothing and joyful words this pleasant evening.......

I bask in your contentment and security.....

What the fuck happened?

Did you get some?



:evilgrin:

[nini]

27. LOL

*snort*


:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

48. OK, my dear nini.....

I hear you!

Perhaps methinks that our dear ZW might just be exaggerating just a tad?

Well, who can blame him? You are a doll after all.......Just sayin'...

:hug:

[Zomby Woof]

28. Progmom is right!

It IS disturbing when you say "fuck". :o

And yes, every day! ;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

46. How good is this!

I'm so happy for you and nini........truly I am...


sorry to disturb you, my dear ZW.....but you need to get used to me as I truly am.......


:loveya:

[Zomby Woof]

47. Pshaw!

Like I am really bothered by you. :P

[jus_the_facts]

14. You've been in the hot tub again haven't you.....

:D

....that's exactly how I feel when I get outta Mom's jacuzzi. :hi:

[Zomby Woof]

29. LOL

Just the pool today! Too hot for the jacuzzi! :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

16. Are you calling me out?

:P

[Zomby Woof]

30. Yeah!!!

And I say... cookies for all!

[JimmyJazz]

38. ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

:P

[Robb]

17. Hippie.

:D

[Zomby Woof]

31. Awwwww!

You must hate me! :P ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

18. Just once can't you be a bastard like the good ole days?

:cry:

[Tom Kitten]

21. he's doing this out of pure kindness ...

indeed he has touched the heart of this lame duck...

[JimmyJazz]

22. Aw pookie wookie - c'mere and lemme make the badness go away!

:P

[Zomby Woof]

32. That's what GD is for

:yoiks:

[no name no slogan]

20. How-diddly-doo!

[Zomby Woof]

33. That's neighborly-weighborly of you!

:bounce:

[Crewleader]

23. Whatever you are selling , I'm buying....

spread that good karma....are you our Earl of DU?

And let's see your list....:7

Like NSMA says, where is the old SOB...:D

Nice greeting thread
Zomby ...:hi:
hope you catch the show it's funny, Earl on NBC at 9pm Tuesdays

[Zomby Woof]

34. The old SOB shows up in GD every now and then

But it seems the sane folks avoid that forum. :evilgrin:

I am going to tell you again how damn glad I am to see you. :loveya:

[Crewleader]

41. Thanks Zomby....Back At Ya!

:loveya:

[Shine]

24. Why thank you, kind sir!

and I wish you a most pleasant evening, as well.

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

35. Howdy Shine!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[progmom]

25. hey ZW

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

36. Prooooooooooooooooooog

Mom! :hi:

[havocmom]

26. I'll try whatever ZW's smokin'

:smoke:

Hurts too much to go to the basement for some wine...

[Zomby Woof]

37. I am smokin' CaliforniaPeggy's tablecloth!

It's good stuff. :smoke:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

49. That's where it went!

You owe me, big time Mr. ZW! That was one of my best tablecloths!

Damn......:nuke:

[philosophie_en_rose]

39. Hello, ZombyWoof

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

43. Good evening, p_e_r!

:hi:

[philosophie_en_rose]

44. Sleepy time!

I'm going to set the VCR to record lost. Then, time for sleep.

:)

Goodnight!

[SarahB]

40. Hi darlin'!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

45. Hey sweetie!

:hi: Just checked in your nursing school thread. Hang in there!

[spacelady]

42. You are stressing me out.

"please allow me to introduce myself" Too close, too close.

[NMMNG]

50. Greetings and Salutations

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

54. Slay fundies!

Weeeeeeeeee! :hi:

[NMMNG]

60. Ha-yah!

[shugah]

52. same to you - but more of it

;-)

:hi: ZombyWoof

[Zomby Woof]

55. shugah shugah

Aw hunny hunny!

Like Crewleader, you are too rare and much missed around here. :hug:

[SlavesandBulldozers]

53. your post needs a Sounds of the Whales track playing quietly behind it.

:)

[Zomby Woof]

56. You have the best Soundgarden name EVER

:hi:

[southlandshari]

57. Ok...what's the catch?

LOL - I may be a mod, but I'm not THAT cynical!

Good thread, darlin'!

[Zomby Woof]

58. Well, there is ONE catch...

You have to cough up moonpies for EVERYONE here. :P :bounce: :hi:

[southlandshari]

59. Well...if you insist....

Sincerely,

[Zomby Woof]

61. *snarf*

Thank you!

And this officially welcomes you into the Insomniacs Club! :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

62. How do, ZombyWoof!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

63. Hola, Emerald City Girl!

:hi: How goes it in my old stomping grounds?

[SeattleGirl]

64. Hola!

Still a beautiful place to live! Been here since 1983, and can still fall in love with it again. Especially on a summer day, dropping into downtown with the skycrapers in the foreground, the water mid-view, and the Olympic Mountains in the background. Stunning! :loveya:

[BikeWriter]

65. Dayum, what have you been taking? :-)

[Zomby Woof]

67. Um...

Ground vegan stew! :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

66. Ew. Now I feel like I need a shower.

:grr:

[Zomby Woof]

68. That's because you smell!

Been watching too many episodes of "Lost", or whatever the hell that show is, haven't you? :nuke: