It's time for University Challenge!!!

[DS1]

Scumbag, here's your question: Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?

[Elidor]

1. Toxteth O'Grady!

My googling skills are simply awesome.

[DS1]

2. Oh. I'm sorry Mike, you left off the country

Your googling skills need some work.

Next question: The world's stupidest bottom-burp?

[Elidor]

3. Toxteth O'Grady, U.S.A!

No wait, that was LOUDEST bottom-burp. I believe the referee is in error.

[DS1]

4. Bambi is never wrong

If you'll note, the answer is "IT'S ME!! IT'S ME!!"

[Elidor]

5. I'm the only contestant Bambi has, but all right. IT'S YOU!! IT'S YOU!!

:D

[DS1]

6. That's nothing, I was called a police officer the other day

;-)

[CanuckAmok]

7. Umm...May I go to the toilet please?

[DS1]

8. No, I'm sorry, you're barking up the wrong tree there.

5 point penalty to Scumbag, full question to Footlights, no conferring. ...He came to represent the modal cathodic slipwit of the...

[CanuckAmok]

9. I've got a Porsche! It's not an automatic.

[DS1]

10. Guys, look, it's beginning to seep out.

It's very simple, Neil. Use the jug!

[CanuckAmok]

11. DS1, ever feel like we're so alone?

:shrug:

[DS1]

12. Yeah

But on the bright side, we're not the ones missing out :pals:

[AlCzervik]

13. i'd join you but i'm watching Bastard Squad.