so a speeding train comes crashing into a bar...

[flaminbats]

the bartender starts running..and he runs up the stairs, but the train is already zooming down the stairs. he runs down the hall, but the train comes zooming toward him from the opposite end. he runs down the street, but the train is quickly zooming up the street. he runs onto a covered bridge..but the train is now coming toward him from both ends!!

cheers..:toast:

[Canuckistanian]

1. That joke is hilarious

In it's original language of Ossetian. As we always say:

[flaminbats]

2. so an armed man wearing a ski mask runs into a bar..

then he pulls some money out of an empty bag, and points his gun at the bartender. "quickly..give me a shot of your best stuff!!"

the bartender gives him some Ouzo and replies "anything you say"

then the bartender looks at the drink he just poured and swallows it.."is this the best you have?"

the gunman replies.."why do you ask?"

the gunman points the gun at the bartender's head.."I want all your money and that entire bottle before the cops arrive!"

then he takes his bag and pulls out a loaded syringe..