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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 08:58 AM
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Three too many....
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident."

"Oh, no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks..........

"How many is a brazillion?"
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:01 AM
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1. You know what?
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:19 AM
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3. He's been crying a lot lately....
5 times a day, every day, for about a week.
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:03 AM
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2. Oh, groan!! This is a revised blonde joke. n/t
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 09:21 AM
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4. This joke has had more reincarnations that Shirley Maclaine.
It even speaks through a ouija board.
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:33 AM
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5. Kick
:kick:
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-30-05 09:35 AM
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6. This joke has angered Eris, Goddess of Discord
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