"Dying boy brought in to cheer up Kansas City Royals"

[sasquatch]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/41193
:rofl:

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Just sent that to the my office in Kansas

[sasquatch]

2. I saw that and I died laughing

[trogdor]

3. NL West Champion San Diego Padres - 79 wins, 79 losses.

That should send the Royals back to the pit.

[sasquatch]

8. God that's awful, that's worse than the Cincinnati Reds

[kick-ass-bob]

4. "Sweeney concluded the meeting by promising the boy he would ground into a

double play for him during that night's game."

[matcom]

5. bandwidth thief

:P

[kick-ass-bob]

6. YES!!!!

too lazy to put it in photobucket.

:P

[sasquatch]

7. "OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, HE'S CALLING HIS SHOT!!"

:D

[JPZenger]

9. Another One from this week's www.theonion.com

"PN Courts Female Viewers With World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition

Sports broadcasting giant ESPN, whose programming has long been a staple among male television viewers of all ages, made its first foray into women's sports programming with the introduction of the World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition Monday.

The hour-long weekly show, which will run opposite ABC's Monday Night Football, features an international cast of powerfully caring, emotionally resilient, deeply sensitive men pushing themselves and each other to the limit with astounding feats of inner strength in domestic settings around the country.

During the show's premiere, a two-hour special titled "Manhattan Blowout," competitors put their bodies, minds, and spirits to the test in events ranging from the brutal grind of "Enduring Quietly As She Takes Her Hard Day At Work Out On You," to the agility-straining "Throwing A Last-Minute Surprise Party For A Despised Mother-In-Law," to the ultimate combination of strength and finesse, "Helping Her Over The Death Of The Cat That Always Hated You."

[sasquatch]

10. I saw that too, it was pretty funny as well

[xmas74]

11. Thanks for something to pass on to the people in my area.

I live about 45 min. east of KC and I have always thought the Royals sucked(except in '85-I swallowed my pride and rooted for them over St. Louis).

[sasquatch]

12. I'm glad to make you happy

:)

[xmas74]

16. Already got three negative emails about it.

You've done a excellent job today.

[sasquatch]

17. *takes a bow*

[evlbstrd]

13. Too bad it didn't work.

sigh

[redsoxliberal]

14. haaaaaaaa

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[sasquatch]

15. That's what I did when I saw that

:D

[sasquatch]

18. Kick for people who didn't see it yesterday

:kick:

[Arkana]

19. ...

:rofl:

I suspect KC might need more than that.

[sasquatch]

20. The only major league team who's announcers live under these rules

-No sharp or deadly objects.
-No drugs that can lead to overdose
-Due to hanging risks: no belts, no shoestrings, no suspenders.