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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:03 PM
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How you can tell your cat is a Scientologist
Jumping up and down on the sofa is one indicator.
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:03 PM
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1. puts up a small information tent beside the litter box
filled with little pictures of L. Ron Hubbard
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:06 PM
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2. I wondered how all my loose change got there!
:grr: Must have picked my pockets overnight...
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BigMcLargehuge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:07 PM
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3. Only snuggles up on you when you're reading Dianetics
presents you with a contracts that reads:

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow. Meow purr meow meow mrowr. One billion years. Meow meow meow.
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:42 PM
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4. They stay up all night and puke up hairballs for you to step in?
:D



I think the fact they see Fluffy's ghost may be a good sign too. :P
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:44 PM
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5. If they start screaming...
I LOVE THIS GHOST!!! on Oprah, it is time for an intervention! :D
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nini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-29-05 03:55 PM
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6. *snort*
We don't need to worry.. ours are too lazy to care :D
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