The top 16 country songs

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The top 16 country songs
(Yes, these are not real tunes.) :D


16. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed Yore Ass Out All Day Long

15. Iffen I Can't Be Number One in Yore Life, Then Number Two on You

14. If the Phone Don't Rang, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better 'Fore I Got to Know You So Well

11. I Still Miss Ya Baby, but My Aim's Gittin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afeared She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, but Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

7. Iffen I'd Shot You When I First Wanted to, I'd Be Out of Prison by Now

6. My Man Run Off With My Best Friend And I Shore Do Miss Her

5. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger

4. He's the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. His Teeth Was Stained but His Heart Were Pure

2. She's Lookin' Better After Ev'ry Beer

And the Number one song is. . . . .

1. Ain't Never Gone to Bed With an Ugly Date, but I've Shore Woken Up With a Few