Would someone please slap me

[khashka]

before I call anyone "boyee" again. Please?

(I guess sleeping with Welsh men is a bad idea, linguistically speaking)


Khash.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. slap!

:spank:

there you happy?

[Floogeldy]

2. No.

I abhor violence.

}(

[khashka]

5. So I can call you boyee?

It might get worse. I might even call you boyo.


It's a sad slippery slope......

Khash.

[Floogeldy]

6. You can call me anything your little heart desires.

It won't bother me.

:banghead:

[khashka]

8. Is Floogeldy flirting with me?

Khash.

[Floogeldy]

10. No

I don't flirt with people on the Internet.

;)

[Floogeldy]

11. No

I don't flirt with people on the Internet.

;)

[khashka]

14. "No" twice?

Could you reject me any more decisively?


Khash.

[khashka]

7. So only Pri will save me from myself?

And I thought you guys were my friends!


Khash.

[Tafiti]

3. No slaps necessary.

You've identified the problem, now correct it. Slaps are only for the oblivious.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. No, my dear Khash......

I could NOT slap you under these circumstances.....

Even if I were in the same room with you..I would NOT.....

I love you...and you are safe with me.......

Boyee is a perfectly good word, IMHO........


:loveya:

[southlandshari]

9. What am I going to do with you?

You keep this up, and I will have had to cite every one of DU's posting rules on one of your threads or another by the time the sun comes up on Friday!

"Do not post messages that advocate harm or death to anyone, threaten the livelihood of anyone, or otherwise harass anyone."

Now I am from a red state an' all, but I'm not too slow to understand that your original post in this thread advocated harm to someone named Khaska.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Again.
















:rofl:

[khashka]

13. Do I have to post this thread:

Shari has allowed her status as moderator to go to her head! We must stage an intervention! Now!


tsk, tsk, tsk :)

Khash.

[southlandshari]

15. Now you've done it!

Nope, not going to take action on you.

I'm going to do this instead, since you just said something really mean to me...

:cry:

[khashka]

17. No I didn't!

I was just teasing :)

Khash.

[southlandshari]

19. I just sent my resignation letter to Skinner.

[khashka]

23. And now I have to send a letter to him

telling him to ignore your letter to him!

You do make me work, girl!


Khash.

[southlandshari]

25. Well, if he won't listen to me

I'll just have to ban myself.

[giant_robot]

12. Hmmm....

Well, looking through my smilie collection, I can't find any slaps.

I can spank you....

I can give you a bonk on the head...

I can give you a wedgie...

...or even drink you under the table...

...but I can't slap you. Sorry!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

16. man you're harsh

:bounce:

[khashka]

18. Actually most of that

sounds like fun :evilgrin:


Khash.

[giant_robot]

20. Yeah! Those drinky smilies seem to be having fun! n/t

[AussieDave]

21. Is that a bitch-slap or an ordinary one ??

And do you want fries with that ???

[khashka]

22. I'll leave that up to you...

I'll skip the fries but take a chocolate milk shake.

Khash.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. khash i thnk you enjoy being slapped so i shall slap you some more

you bad bad man!

:spank: :spank:

[WCGreen]

26. Do they like Oysters,,,,,

Or Clams....

[tjwmason]

27. Anything to save you from turning Welsh

:scared: