The official Magistrate appreciation thread

[KitchenWitch]

This one is for you, sir!

:hi:

[crispini]

1. Now THAT was one funny thread.

And the Magistrate is one funny (and EXTREMELY polite!) guy! :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

2. I guess I found that thread offensive

Not funny at all

Now the replies, they were funny!

[enigmatic]

3. What thread was that?

I always miss the good ones.

And The Magistrate is my favorite Mod who isn't named Southland Shari:)

[crispini]

4. Just go look for the locked thread in GD.

Some windbag. :eyes:

[enigmatic]

7. Oh God

That was hilarious. And The Magistrate is my freakin' hero:)

[Misunderestimator]

24. That was excellent! Thanks for pointing it out.

:rofl:

[southlandshari]

22. Awwwwwwww..........

:hug:


Pssssssst.....I'll let you in on a little secret, just don't tell anybody, ok?

Me and The Magistrate are really the same person. Posting from our mother's basement. In the dead of night.

;)

[crispini]

5. Yeah, but how can you take the OP seriously enough

to be offended? Obviously just a big ball of hot air. :P

[KitchenWitch]

6. I guess being a mother of a teenager

I felt really offended, since the war is one of the hot topics of conversation...

:cry:

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

8. LOL! I knew there would be one

Thanks for posting it. :)

He's so much fun to watch when he's caught a mouse.

:loveya: Mmmmmmmmmmmagistrate! :loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

9. LOL

yes, he is very catlike!

:rofl:

[enigmatic]

10. He is da man

And much loved by us:)

[Sugar Smack]

18. The Magistrate was wonderfully proper,

and let the nutcase (bless his heart) ramble a little, toyed a bit with him, and then knew exactly when to say "The show's over". The best part- none of the nutcase's posts were deleted.

[khashka]

11. Damn it, girl, you trumped me!

I was gonna appreciate him! He was so great in that thread!

Our appreciation is for you, sir!

Khash.

[KitchenWitch]

12. Yes I did!

:rofl:

You are just not on your game tonight, my friend!

:rofl:

[hfojvt]

13. wouldn't it have been better to say

'to sir, with love'?

[southlandshari]

23. Excellent. Perfect.

Save that title for some other night when the Mag shows us all once again just how it is done. It happens on a fairly regular basis around here!

:hi:

[In_The_Wind]

14. Yea! Magistrate!

[fujiyama]

15. The Magistrate is great

The name fits the personality perfectly and each post is amazingly well written.

That thread was some entertainment and that poster was nuts.

[terrya]

16. It's been my distinct and singular pleasure to work with the Magistrate...

as a moderator. He has always been unfailingly kind, courteous and wise. It has been an honor working with him.

Thank you, Sir.

Terry

[Heidi]

17. Magistrate, sir, I truly appreciate your courtly manners.

I believe you've mastered the seeminly lost art of courtesy. Thank you for being a light at DU. :hi:

[greatauntoftriplets]

19. I have met The Magistrate.

:)

[Heidi]

20. Kick. (nt)

[supernova]

21. I love reading The Magistrate

Thanks for all your courteous work, Sir. ;-)

That poster in GD was a hoot.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

25. Sir, in toying with disruptors, you exemplify the all-too-rare skill of

subtle but precisely-targeted sarcasm, replete with literary allusions, and in all your posts you display enviable erudition and complex yet logical thought patterns.

In fact, when someone is as knowledgeable and verbally adept as you, I have to ask: Are you sure you're American? :-)


P.S. She Who Must Be Obeyed is a splendid match for you.

[southlandshari]

26. Kick

For the morning shift.

[The Magistrate]

27. Thank You, Ms. Witch!

And all the rest of you as well.

That was a bit of fun....

"In this vale of sorrows there remain yet things to be thankful for: for my part, I give rejoice that I am not a Republican."