If you are a member of an alien race post here.

[BikeWriter]

Poll question: If you are a member of an alien race post here.

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. My SO is clearly inhuman.

But then, we all knew that already.

[BikeWriter]

3. Uh huh. *Opens note book.* and when did you first notice this?

:shrug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Again, I hardly think it's ever been a secret.

[BikeWriter]

5. It's that evident, then. *Takes notes.*

[cassiepriam]

31. My DH is not human either....

Noticed it right after the wedding. What a shock.
Been trying to turn him into a human being ever since.
Slow going.

[LSK]

2. other- I am not Tom Cruise

[BikeWriter]

6. What a coincidence! I am not Tom Cruise, either.

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. Aliens? No no... No aliens here!

[BikeWriter]

8. Suuuuuure, we believe you, don't we, everyone?

[BigMcLargehuge]

9. Belief is compulsary on my plan.... er

at my house.

[BikeWriter]

13. Uh, yeah! *Dialing Homeland Security...*

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

85. just came from GD-Politics; apparently they've bred them to do this...

[GreenPartyVoter]

10. What if we wish we were a member of an alien race??

[BikeWriter]

14. I'll see if I can line you up with a trip to another planet...

Then you will be an alien!

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. All right, I pick RISA, but only if I can get a deal on a new body

in the bargain. Just zap the new me out on the other end of the transporter. :D

[BikeWriter]

18. We'll see what we can do. How would you like to be a giant squid?

[GreenPartyVoter]

27. Erm.. no, I meant a more attractive human bod *g* Female.

[BikeWriter]

37. Oh, I thought you just wanted an alien body.

Good thing the transfer hadn't come through.

[GreenPartyVoter]

39. I'll say! I wasn't looking forward to having my entire wardrobe altered to

fit 8 extra appendages.

[BikeWriter]

47. I can see that would be a problem, though...

there might be some advantages to the new form. :-)

[TrogL]

11. I have Asperger's Syndrome

The easiest way to deal with me is simply assume I'm from an alien race and need EVERYTHING explained.

[BikeWriter]

15. It's that bad, is it? I'd heard it was difficult to deal with.

[TrogL]

28. Typical example

At the age of 45, my boss had to sit me down and explain the ins and outs of the "elevator conversation", "good morning, how are you" and "nice weather, isn't it" scripts. I finally 'got it' that there is no need to do a weather briefing.

He also got pissed off because I'd email him instead of walking the two metres to his cubicle and wouldn't answer the phone.

[BikeWriter]

41. At least he recognizes your limitations. That's a start.

[Deja Q]

50. Um

I happen to be an Aspie... while I wouldn't disagree with our mannerisms, which would seem alien to normal people, not all of us need to have everything explained to us. But if you feel that's a bad thing, I suggest you buy a gun, come over to my house, and put me out of my misery. You can explain to me how before doing so too.

[wildhorses]

12. I am a Space Cowgirl

with all the features...

[BikeWriter]

16. Hmm, that sounds interesting! :-)

[wildhorses]

75. it has it's moments...

Pegasus helps out a lot

[BikeWriter]

82. Pegasus? Is that a friend of yours?

[wildhorses]

84. one of my best friends

and we ride the skies looking for adventure

[redqueen]

19. SHHHHHH!

We're not supposed to tell! x(

[BikeWriter]

21. Oops, I'm sorry!

:(

[skygazer]

20. My daughter is a member of an alien race

When she was small, her nickname (don't ask me why - I don't know) was "Bear." When she was a very precocious 3 year old, she approached me one day and explained, quite seriously that she was actually an alien being. She's landed on Earth, lived with bears for a while (hence the nickname) and then being curious about humans, crawled into my belly and was born as a baby.

She was utterly serious and the story, as she told it, made perfect sense to me. Nothing in the ensuing 20 years has served to make me doubt it.

[BikeWriter]

22. That's a cool story, Skygazer! I'll bet she is special! :-)

[skygazer]

23. She is so special

She is beautiful, brilliant, witty, accomplished, talented - yet another reason I believe she's an alien. She certainly didn't get any of that from me!

This is her when she was about 5.

[BikeWriter]

24. Oh, my gosh, what an Angelic look! She's a Doll!

:)

[cassiepriam]

25. Desperately waiting to be beamed up. Want off this planet bad...

My space pass said MERCURY, and they made a mistake
and sent me to this lousy place.

[BikeWriter]

42. Aww hell, I'm sorry you were stranded!

[cassiepriam]

44. Thanks, Earth is the pits. Known as the hell hole of the galaxy.

The people are insane, but the geography/scenery is breathtaking.

[BikeWriter]

45. I'll have to agree with you there. It's the ass wipes...

who stole the franchise who are ruining it. ;(

[China_cat]

26. Born and raised in Mars.

[cassiepriam]

30. I have been to Mars....

but it was too red, clashed with my decor.

[BikeWriter]

51. Yep, I've heard that from others. Too bad you couldn't paint it.

[cassiepriam]

61. not allowed.... red is THE color. The only color.

[BikeWriter]

69. That's a stupid rule. I was thinking some nice pastels would look good.

[cassiepriam]

74. really, but I already tried complaining, did no good.

[BikeWriter]

83. The powers that be on Mars should be impeached.

[Cannikin]

29. I'm gaylien

[BikeWriter]

54. Wow, you're really special! :-)

:hug:

[edbermac]

32. I'm from Mars!

And the nice thing about these antennas is that I get HBO for free.

[BikeWriter]

56. Way cool. I hope you get good reception! :-)

[AlienGirl]

33. Duh! Look at my screenname! nt

[BikeWriter]

57. Why of course! Your name explains it all!

:)

[hickman1937]

34. My son is half alien.

His dad (my ex) all alien. I just listened to them discuss quantum physics on the phone for a half hour. My son got his ged last year, and my ex got his associates in accounting 2 years ago, so I guess it was a discussion who's time had come.

[AlienGirl]

35. My older son likes to talk about physics too

Lately he's obsessed with plasma and plasmoids, and with the holographic universe concept. "Mom, if you could understand everything about one piece of matter, you'd know everything about everything else!"

He also is convinced that when he turns 10 he'll be a teenager, but that's another story...

Tucker

[hickman1937]

36. LOL. 2 didgets does not a teen make. n/t

[BikeWriter]

58. Quantum physics? Yes, that's alien to me.

[bridgit]

38. indeed so, i am a: tralfamadorian...

http://www.answers.com/topic/tralfamadore :patriot: but i seem to like it here as well :thumbsup:

[BikeWriter]

64. A Vonnegut creation, are you? Welcome to Earth. :-)

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

40. What if I'm from New Jersey? Does that count?

[BikeWriter]

65. Sure, New Jersey is alien to me! :-)

[baldguy]

43. As you know...

!

[BikeWriter]

66. Okay, if you say so...

[ashling]

46. I - am - Thermian . . . .

from the Klatu Nebula

[BikeWriter]

68. Hey, that's cool! Do you look like us?

[Whoa_Nelly]

48. Every night, I look at the stars

and wish they would just come the fuck back and take me home

[BikeWriter]

70. That could be interesting. Do you think "they" would correct...

what * has done?

[Deja Q]

49. I'm a Gallifreyan.

[BikeWriter]

71. Doctor Who?

[RushIsRot]

52. I really, really, REALLY do miss

the Mothership! I'm so sorry that I fell off onto this planet. Those abrupt right-angle turns! I wish my seat belt had been tighter. I also wish the guys with whom I served would come back for me -- SOON!

[BikeWriter]

77. I am so very sorry; I'm sure you're homesick!

[regnaD kciN]

53. Everyone is a member of an alien race...

...except me!

:tinfoilhat:

[BikeWriter]

55. Uh huh, a likely story!

[chknltl]

59. My president and his staff are all members of an alien race.

Out to destroy the peoples of this planet from what I can tell.

[BikeWriter]

63. That asshole is lower than pond scum. He's an insult to E.Coli.

[Graf Orlok]

60. We all are aliens.

According to those that live on Delta Tau 9 in the Andromeda Galaxy, we're all aliens.

[chknltl]

62. Been there, those guys are all morans.

Pay no attention to them.

[HawkerHurricane]

67. To prove we are not aliens...

I post a family picture.

[BikeWriter]

72. Awesome, you're Coneheads! :-)

[HawkerHurricane]

73. Negative! We are French!

Really.

[BikeWriter]

76. I love your French customs, especially the six pack drinking.

[HawkerHurricane]

80. Do you wish to join us in consuming mass quantities?

This is a American custom, not a French one.

[BikeWriter]

81. I always consume mass quantities of alcoholic beverages.

:toast:

[MiniMandaRuth]

78. My Mom and Dad are just a little too weird to be human.

I still think my Dad is a Wookie, and my Mommy is a Highly Intelligent Shade Of Blue.

[BikeWriter]

79. Your Mom is Blue? It must be interesting when your friends meet her.

[shockra]

86. The human race is an alien race.

Sent here to destroy the Earth.