If you're a stone hottie, post here.

[Magrittes Pipe]

[MissMillie]

1. hi

:hi:


:silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Hey, baby.

Whatcha doin' later? ;)

[MissMillie]

3. buying a watch

and eating pasta. Wanna come eat pasta w/ me?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Sexy!

You've got the time! Oh, yeah.

[HEyHEY]

5. Waazzzuuupppp!

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. Hey, sugar pie.

Wanna wrestle?

[HEyHEY]

13. For $20 I'll suck ya till your asshole rumbles

[Magrittes Pipe]

14. This thread is over.

That was the best post ever. There is no reason for DU to continue existing. That will never be topped.

[MissMillie]

15. All I could think of after reading that post was

YIKES

[HEyHEY]

17. Worst part is I stle it from Barfly

[Magrittes Pipe]

18. If you throw in Chuck Bukowski and Faye Dunaway...

...even Mickey Rourke can make a good movie.

[derby378]

20. 3...2...1...

What?! This thread hasn't been locked yet?

Wow. I have to admit that did make me chuckle, though.

[MissMillie]

22. I'm betting people are finding it too funny

and not so much offensive.

[khashka]

21. Locked!

Not the thread, just HEyHEy.

Khash.

[khashka]

7. Here I am

(I guess a little arrogance is a good thang)

Oh wait, you said "stone hottie" not "stoned hottie". Oops, my bad.


Khash.

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. How many fingers am I holding up?

:o

[khashka]

19. One

And I know exactly which one it is too.

But right now.... it looks like about seven... or eight. It keeps wavering and wobbling.

Khash.

[MissMillie]

10. you're too cute for words

:)

[Trigger Hippie]

8. more a pebble....

:hi:

[Magrittes Pipe]

11. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

:loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

12. that's what they tell me

but who am i to judge? :shrug:

:)

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. HEyHEY has already stolen my heart.

No further interest in hotties.

[matcom]

23. hello big boy

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. I said "stone hottie"...

...not "scooter driving pantywaist."

[GOPisEvil]

25. Finally! A thread for me!

:D

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