Termite Indicted for Eating a House.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

Termite led away in cuffs,
weeping, bailed out, says he
was in wrong place, wrong time,
will be vindicated, prosecutorial
abuse, truth will come out, worse
comes to worse, will not go down alone.

[JustJoe]

1. Source?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

2. Your mom.

[JustJoe]

12. How'd you know my mom was on the Grand Jury?

She nailed that termite.

[Bunny]

3. Yes, but what about the children?

I fear for the children. :cry:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

9. No termites left behind.

[Az]

4. Sheesh, I'd hate to be the witness trying to ID the perp in that lineup

:evilgrin:

[A-Schwarzenegger]

8. He'll be the one with the black eye & torn t-shirt.

[gardenista]

5. It's a shame

that they had to him for just doing what comes naturally.
hope they try to reprogram him so that he can learn to contribute to society, instead of destroying the homes of people too poor to pay for proper pest control.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

6. Well, DeLay was just doing what comes naturally.

[gardenista]

10. Yep, that's what I mean.

Probably if Delay was doing his job, the termite crime rate would drop sharply.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. And all termites are white!

I think. This one is reportedly white anyway.

[gardenista]

13. Oh. Well that changes everything.

As usual.

[Parche]

7. termite

"Wood you believe?"

[A-Schwarzenegger]

14. Same termite indicted for conspiracy.

Claims first indictment for eating house "weak".