Beat me, Bore me, But NEVER Ignore Me!

[redwitch]

On any average day you may let my posts drop into the black hole of archival space. Today, however is my birthday and you ignore me at your peril! Beware the Redwitch scorned! :nuke:

[redwitch]

1. You are very foolish mortals.

And I may have to leave here in a major huff.

[Melodybe]

25. Happy Birthday!

:party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce: :party: :toast: :bounce:

[redwitch]

26. Thank you Melodybe

I've had a lovely birthday dinner and tequila too. Please forgive any typos. Hic.

[skygazer]

2. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

:party: :bounce: :woohoo: :party: :bounce: :woohoo: :party: :bounce: :woohoo: :party:

[redwitch]

3. Thank you skygazer.

I will spare you and khash who is flirting with me elsewhere in the lounge.

[Rising Phoenix]

4. Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[redwitch]

9. Thank you!

I do love the bounce smilie!

[In_The_Wind]

5. Happy Birthday redwitch!

BTW - Have you ever read The Wake Of The Red Witch.

[redwitch]

10. Thank you Joan

I hope the shiner is fading by now! I don't believe I have read that, but I believe it is somewhere in my son's room, I will put it on my reading list if you are recommending it.

[In_The_Wind]

16. It's about a ship named the Red Witch.

if you have time for pirate stories ... I read it 40 years ago

Wow ... and I still remember the name, it musta been good.

[Az]

6. Happy B-Day! now let the beatings begin

[redwitch]

12. No beatings!

Perhaps a light spanking though...

[Az]

17. Yes mistress redwitch

[redwitch]

27. Too funny!

Where do you people find this stuff?

[hfojvt]

7. Oh grow up

you sound like you are six years old or something. :spank: :evilgrin:

[redwitch]

8. LOL

I wish!

[hfojvt]

13. I don't

then I would have another 19 years of school to go through again.

[redwitch]

19. You are right

I probably don't want to go back either!

[faithnotgreed]

11. happy birthday redwitch

wow
i dont want to think about what i averted by sending you birthday wishes
but they are sent with sincerity

and i was truly glad to meet you and your husband last week

[redwitch]

15. Ditto

It was fun wasn't it? PSST... Don't tell anyone else but I'm not really a witch. I just play one on DU!

[GOPisEvil]

23. You met redqueen?

Wow - I've never had that pleasure. :)

[redwitch]

28. Hey there GOPisevil

It was a pleasure meeting you in DC too.

[GOPisEvil]

30. I got my reds confused.

:blush:

It was really great meeting you in DC.

Sorry about the confusion.

:blush:

[faithnotgreed]

35. well if you had hung out with me then maybe

you could have met her

oh wait
i never met redqueen

its the classic redqueen v redwitch
and i would not want to get in the middle of that
though you may

[AirmensMom]

14. Happy Birthday, redwitch!

Hope you're having a good time! Mine was last Friday and was great!

:party: :toast: :party:

[redwitch]

18. Belated happy birthday to you AirmensMom

I actually am having a great day and now hubby is taking me for some fine cuisine. Thank you for the kind thoughts! I shall return in a few hours to see who else I don't have to :nuke:

[AirmensMom]

36. Thanks!

Hope your date was good and you're all snuggly now.

:)

[Kenneth ken]

20. happy birthday

that sounds like a Pretenders lyric, so it drew me in.

"I'll do anything to make you adore me or deplore me but never ignore me"

:hi:

[redwitch]

29. My friend Beatrice used to say it

Beat me , bore me, but never ignore me. It always made me laugh. And apparently, it gets results!

[GOPisEvil]

21. It's your birthday?!

Happy Birthday!!! :loveya::hug::party:

[redwitch]

31. Thank you!

Birthdays are not quite what they used to be, but they are not bad. Thanks for the hug!

[khashka]

22. Beating and boring I can do

ignoring you? That's gonna be tough.

Happy birthday, sweetheart!!!!!!!!


Khash.

[redwitch]

32. Aw, thanks honey!

:loveya:

[Lady Freedom]

24. Oh yeah?? Well what are you going to do if I do?

Put this cute cake in my face?

[redwitch]

33. No way!

I'll get two forks and we can share!

[Wapsie B]

34. Happy Birthday redwitch!!!

:toast: