10 reasons why GOPisEvil should pack it up and.......

[Gato Moteado]

....leave central texas and move to central america:

10: costa rican women are hot, texas weather is hot

9: costa rican cerveza is fria y deliciosa, texas cerveza is lonestar

8: central american beaches are beautiful, texas beaches smell like oil refineries

7: we have toucans and macaws, texas has grackles and pigeons

6: texas football is the dallas cryboys, costa rican football is the national soccer team going to the world cup, baby

5: no freepers

4: texas is a red state, here the only red things are the macaws, the little frogs and the sunburnt tourists

3: no military

2: texas has george bush.....'nuff said

1: did i mention the women?

if GOPisEvil comes down the population of Duers here will increase from two to three!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hahahahaha!!!!

Nice list. :)

[Gato Moteado]

2. dude....when are ya coming down??????

you got time in january or february?

[GOPisEvil]

3. Time I have...money I don't.

[Gato Moteado]

6. you and me both

all you need to scrounge up is airfare.

[GOPisEvil]

7. I don't exactly have a positive cash flow at the moment.

We'll see what happens in the next couple of months though.

[jeff30997]

4. There's no military in costa rica ?

[Gato Moteado]

5. no military

unbelievable, eh?

[jeff30997]

9. Unbelievable indeed!

I live in Canada and we have a small army over here.That's why I'm so impress that there's no military in your country.

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. He probably should.....

But then there are the paralegal studies.....

:D

Go David!!!!!