Fundie test! Hilarious results!

[ButterflyBlood]

http://www.worldviewweekend.com/test/register.php

I'd advise giving them a junk email and name unless you want them to send their crap to you.

My scores:

Your classification is: Socialist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: 22 points of 170 possible, 12%

Section: Civil Government 25%/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Economics -11%/Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Education 0%/Socialist Worldview Thinker
Section: Family -12%/Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Law 7%/Socialist Worldview Thinker
Section: Religion 27%/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Science -12%/Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Social Issues 31%/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

ahh, too bad, I was hoping to get Communist/Marxist all around :(

[u4ic]

1. Heh heh

Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -37 points of 170 possible, -21%

I better watch my step now...:rofl:

[liberaltrucker]

2. I beat you-nananana

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -24 points of 170 possible, -14%

Scoring/Ratings Chart
Strong Biblical Worldview Thinker 75% - 100%
Moderate Biblical Worldview Thinker 50% - 74%
Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker 25% - 49%
Socialist Worldview Thinker 0% - 24%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker under 0%

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

3. I got negative points! -19 points of 170 possible, -11%

Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

they actually give you a list of your answer vs. the "correct" answer! damn!

heres my break down:

Civil Government: -18% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
economics: -11% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Education: 0% Socialist Worldview Thinker
family: -25% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Law: -3% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Religion: -20% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Science: -6% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
social issues: 12% Socialist Worldview Thinker

[CatholicEdHead]

4. I am not as Marxist as you guys

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -13 points of 170 possible, -7%

Scoring/Ratings Chart
Strong Biblical Worldview Thinker 75% - 100%
Moderate Biblical Worldview Thinker 50% - 74%
Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker 25% - 49%
Socialist Worldview Thinker 0% - 24%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker under 0%


Results for Age Group: 26-35
Strong Biblical Worldview Thinker 48.9%
Moderate Biblical Worldview Thinker 24.0%
Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker 10.2%
Socialist Worldview Thinker 7.6%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker 9.3%



Total Results for Everyone
Strong Biblical Worldview Thinker 54.7%
Moderate Biblical Worldview Thinker 24.7%
Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker 8.8%
Socialist Worldview Thinker 5.8%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker 6.0%

There were WAY too many questions in what the Bible tells the government to do. In my readings I have not found anything that can be interpeted that way. It is the usualy fundie way of trying to make the theology fit the politics.

[fight4my3sons]

5. -56 points out of 170possible, -32%

Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

I love how they tell you their "right" answers.

[ET Awful]

6. LOL . . . I like how they tell you the "correct" answers afterward.

BUAHAHAHAHA

I was a -29

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Erm, I think I'll pass. It sounds a bit

slanted. *l*

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[youthere]

8. ROFLMFAO!!!

I love how it tells you what the "correct" answer is.
I scored 16%.

[CatholicEdHead]

9. The focus of this test is towards young adults (16-25)

As a big brainwashing. Here is how we can "improve" our results from the FAQ's.

To improve your biblical worldiew or that of your teen we recommend the following things:

* Attend a Worldview Weekend near you.
* Send your 16 to 25 year olds to a two-week Summit camp in Colorado. (You will find a link to their web page on every page of our website)
* Adults should consider a one week Summit experience at our Adult/Educators Conf held at the Navigator's Glen Eyrie Conference Center.
* Begin teaching or attending a 13 week course of study entitled Thinking Like A Christain. This course is for sale at our onlne bookstore at www.worldviewweekend.com
* Read the following worldview books which are available at our online bookstore at www.worldviewweekend.com
Mind Seige by Dr. Tim LaHaye and Dr. David Noebel
God & Government I, II, and III by Gary DeMar
No Retreasts, No Reserves, No Regreats, by numerous authors
Original Intent by David Barton
Reasons for Believeing By Frank Harber
The Battle For Truth, by David Noebel
Revised and Expanded Answers Book by Ken Ham
Thinking Straight in a Crooked World by Gary DeMar
* Then retake the test and see what improvements you or your teen have made.
* For a refutation of this statement the following statements:

If you want to study the original source of law, then study the previous decisions of judges since our laws are always evolving based on the most recent decisions of our nation's judges.

Since God is not the author of law, the author of law must be man. In other words, the law is the law simply because the highest human authority, which is the state, has said it is law and is able to back it up by force.

Please see John Eidsmoe, Christianity & the Constitution (Grand Rapids: Baker, 1987, 2003).

[Parrcrow]

10. -57

I like that they tell us the "correct" answers on an opinion test. All the correct answers are strongly agree or strongly disagree.



what a joke:rofl:

[fishwax]

24. that's impressive!

:toast:

[Parrcrow]

45. Hey Thanks

:toast:

I was pretty proud of that

[smirkymonkey]

11. Mine was similar to yours, but what really gets me is on the

bottom of the results, they compare your answer to the "correct" answer, which is total bullshit. How can one's OPINION be incorrect? Morans. :banghead:

[Nevernose]

12. This quiz isn't so much funny as scary.

George W. Bush is not the president -- agree or disagree?

That rat bastard must be in the Apocrypha or something, 'cuz I ain't seen shit like that in my either of my Testaments. I do remember something about the peacemakers, though...

[CatholicEdHead]

17. Along with the UN/One World Government

question

[Nevernose]

20. Honestly? I never made it that far

Fundamentalist Christians just scare the everloving shit out of me. I grew up with them and am still friends with some of them, and the cognitive disconnect present in most of their world-views is literally incredible. I just don't get it.

Did it never occur to any of these folks that, according to the bible, Jesus doesn't give a rat's ass about our politics? No, because they either ONLY listened to the preacher or NEVER bothered to figure out what any of the words meant.

[CatholicEdHead]

30. Here is the exact wording:

"Individual freedoms would be advanced and protected under a one-world government under United Nations authority."

"Correct answer: Strongly Disagree"

[Nevernose]

34. Okay: That's funny.

Irony threshhold achieved.

[Err]

13. Your score is: -33 points of 170 possible, -19%

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

[proud2BlibKansan]

14. Man I am BAAAD

Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
 
Your score is: -18 points of 170 possible, -10%


How the hell do you get a minus percent score? That makes no sense mathematically.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Communist / Marxist / Socialist / Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

-18%

Awesome. About what I expected.

[Initech]

16. Woohoo! I'm a communist!!! Or should I say Communisto Sympatico?

I love how one of the questions is:

"Bush is the president".

I put "strongly disagree".

:rofl:t

[hyphenate]

18. Oh, how I've failed that worldview!

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -57 points of 170 possible, -33%

[Pithlet]

19. My results

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -48 points of 170 possible, -28%

I love how they give you the correct answers. They suggested I sign up for a Worldview Weekend near me. Yeah, I'll get right on that.

[pintobean]

21. All my life, I thought I was a Christian,

but NO, I'm a Secular Humanist. Go figure.

Here are the results after I went back and changed all my answers to no opinion:

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -168 points of 170 possible, -98%

[fishwax]

25. i guess that means communist marxist socialist secular humanists don't

have opinions :rofl:

[pintobean]

26. That seems to be their opinion.

The judging others question was funny too. WTF is this test for?

Edit: There are at least 338 possible points, not 170.

[sakabatou]

29. Wow...

It just means that you're not a fundie! Congrats!

[PassingFair]

31. Let's just say...

they won't be awarding me the certificate!

Hello, Comrades!

[BlackVelvet04]

22. I got a minus 33.....n/t

[fishwax]

23. -1 points for me ...

my score would be lower, but it happens that I got some of the "the bible says" questions right :(

[sakabatou]

27. WTH

I can't get to the test. I'm only on the registration page...

[sakabatou]

28. Nevermind... I got it...

And wow...


Your score is: -62 points of 170 possible, -36%
I'm a commie! Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker under 0%


There's correct answers to this crap? Jeez...

[Arkana]

32. -53 points. Wow, I guess I'm hell-bound. Oh well, I'm an atheist anyway.

[philosophie_en_rose]

33. -37. I'm apparently a communist/ marxist/ secular blah blah blah.

I scored a -50 in the family section and -20 in economics. I only scored a zero in science though. I don't know how that happened.

[NMMNG]

35. -54 out of 170 possible points

Civil Government = section score: -43 Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Economics = section score: 11%
Socialist Worldview Thinker

Education = section score: 8%
Socialist Worldview Thinker

Family = section score: -50%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Law = section score: -19%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Religion = section score: -58%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Science = section score: -43%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

section score: 0%
Socialist Worldview Thinker



I love how they juxtapose my answers with the "correct answers" :rofl: :eyes:. I also love how if I'm not a fundie whackjob I'm automatically a communist/socialist.

[GrpCaptMandrake]

36. Wow! -67!

I'm a "Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker"

:rofl:

At least I'm a "thinker," as opposed to these weird freaks.

:spray:

<Sings "The Internationale">

My fave question? The one about gawd being a free marketeer. Made my eyes roll back in my head.

[Starlight]

37. Communist, Marxist, Socialist, Secular Humanist

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Your score is: -4 points of 170 possible, -2%

Section: Civil Government section score: 0% Socialist Worldview Thinker
Section: economics section score: 0% Socialist Worldview Thinker
Section: Education section score: 8% Socialist Worldview Thinker
Section: family section score: -12% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Law section score: -11% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Religion section score: -8% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: Science section score: -6% Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker
Section: social issues section score: 31% Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

What's with this: "To improve your biblical worldview or that of your teen we recommend the following things..."???

Shouldn't that be more like: "To turn yourself or your teen into a mindless sheeple, we recommend the following things..."

[crankybubba]

38. wow I got a perfect score

I guess I'm a good christian.....................


















Just Kidding It said I was a socialist>(:))

[GirlinContempt]

39. -90?

wtf?
I just left a bunch as no opinion cause I don't HAVE one. I'm not a believer and I'm not gonna tell someone else that their faith means this or that cause I don't know.
Apparently that puts me on the bad end of worst.

[NMMNG]

40. OT, but I just have to ask

What is that picture in your sigline? It's pretty disturbing seeing that guy who looks like he is beating the crap out of somebody. :scared:

[GirlinContempt]

41. Has no one on this board seen Office Space?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4278336

[NMMNG]

42. Oh, ok

I've never seen the movie, or even scenes from it. Now that I know it's just a printer being beat up I won't be disturbed by the graphic anymore. Thanks! :thumbsup:

[GirlinContempt]

43. Awesome

glad to be of service :)

[China_cat]

44. -73

They needed one more classification for that 'test'...total and utter bullshit.

[Guy Fawkes]

46. You score is: -47 points of 170 possible, -27%

Your classification is: Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

[huskerlaw]

47. I am SATAN!

Big shocker...not!

I'm a Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

My score is: -19 points out of 170 possible, -11%

Civil Government: Communist...-18%
Economics: Socialist...5%
Education: Socialist...5%
Family: Communist...-37%
Law: Communist...-7%
Religion: Communist...-27%
Science: Communist...-6%
Social Issues: Communist...-6%

:evilgrin:

[TheMightyFavog]

48. my score!

Section: Civil Government section score: -12%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Section: economics section score: -16%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Section: Education section score: -8%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Section: family section score: 0%
Socialist Worldview Thinker

Section: Law section score: -23%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Section: Religion section score: -31%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Section: Science section score: -43%
Communist/Marxist/Socialist/Secular Humanist Worldview Thinker

Section: social issues section score: 12%
Socialist Worldview Thinker