I feel like a newly divorced person

[HEyHEY]

One of my roomates parents went away for two months and asked them to house-sit. So because it's a nice new house on the hill my two roomies (A couple) have been staying there for like the last week. I come home to an empty house every night. They keep telling me to stay with them... but I really don't want to just go and live in some house 15 minutes from the one I'm in now just for the sake of it...seems kinda stupid to me.
BUt at the same time, it's kinda depressing coming back to a big empty house all alone.

Hey! I should go to the bar and pick up women!

[NMMNG]

1. There's an idea!

I tend to enjoy those rare times when I have the whole place to myself, but then I'm an introvert who likes solitude. Most people are the opposite.

[JVS]

2. Invite every female from the bar to the house for a party

And trash the place

[BikeWriter]

3. Women? Oh yeah, I remember them!