Freepers post here.

[Jara sang]

Surely some of them will fall for this.

[TrogL]

1. I'm officially a Freeper

I've still got a valid account, which surprises me 'cause usually I only last about a week.

[hfojvt]

2. I thought about registering there

but the thread design was too hard to follow, and who has the time.

[LostInAnomie]

3. Alright! It's about time we freepers...

... Doh! You tricked me! Damn DUmmy LIEbruls!

[Deep13]

4. Reagan smash! Reagan smash!

[Initech]

5. You stupid America-hating LIEburls!!!!

[Deep13]

6. Yeah, DemocRATS, go back to France and stop bathing!

Actually that last part seems pretty cool. (cue dueling banjos)

[Debi]

7. ARRGGhhhGGhhhh Are you Series?

I thought this was some HUGH joke :grr:

[Deep13]

10. Not series, merely pretending to be moran.

[Debi]

13. Have I been found out?

:yoiks:

[Shell Beau]

8. Surely they will. It is a really clever way to get them!

:P

[Jara sang]

14. I thought so too. Damn, I'm brilliant.

[WeRQ4U]

9. You're going about this all wrong.

If you want the Freeps to come in and post, your subject line has to be more covert like:

"Jesus, how about those damn minorities" or
"Praying for the Rapture in here" or
"How can I scam 10 bucks out of a poor, single mother?"

You know, that kind of thing. Gotta get into their heads... think like they do.

[Deep13]

11. Snowflake babies, attack!!

Oops, someone unplugged the freezer.

[Beer Snob-50]

12. may jesus have mercy on all of your immoral souls

abortion, equal rights, people getting along...damn communists!!