joke

[cade]

WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

[onebigbadwulf]

1. God loaded questions...

So glad I'm not in a relationship anymore.


"Do you think she's pretty?"
"no"
"Why not?"
"...dunno"
"Someone said I looked like her, and I think she's pretty"
"okay she's pretty"
"You love her?"
"No"
"You don't love me?"
"...."
(sad look)
"yes I love you"
"if you dont think she's pretty who do you think is pretty?"
"I don't know... her?" (points to tv commercial)
"You are so superficial"