Top Santa's Elves Pick-up Lines

[XNASA]

"You'd look great in a Raggedy Ann wig."

"I taught Santa everything he knows."

"I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."

"Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."

"I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight."

"I get a thimbleful of tequila in me and I turn into a wild man."

"I can get you off the Naughty List."

Did I miss any?? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

1. I make "special" toys for the naughty girls.

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Lars39]

2. Tis the season for fun on the cruiseship!

Elves in Paradise!

http://www.nstorm.com/games/game_detail.asp?game_id=22

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. Come back with me baby, I'll show you the real North Pole.....

or...

Ever try it reindeer style, honey?

:D

[XNASA]

4. I was wondering who would be the first to use the .........

..."North Pole" reference.

I should have known.

:hi:

[VelmaD]

6. *snort*

That was too funny. Give a girl a spew warning next time. :-)

reindeer style...*snort*

[TXlib]

5. How 'bout:

I can get you *on* the Naughty List.

[WoodrowFan]

7. Top 10 Elf Complaints

Top Ten Elf Pet Peeves


10. After too much eggnog, Mrs. Claus is "all hands."

9. Ever since they hit the big time, those damn Keebler Elves act likewedon't exist.

8. Santa keeps asking, "Does this suit make me look fat?"

7. That idiot Blitzen always mistaking you for a chew toy.

6. You're enjoying the jacuzzi, and Santa gets in naked.

5. Now have to work through coffee breaks thanks to the McCaughey septuplets.

4. It's at least a thousand miles from North Pole to nearest stripclub.

3. Next to "race" on the census forms, there's never a box marked"elf."

2. Hookers who laugh when you take your pants off.

1. Health plan doesn't cover sleigh rash.

[underpants]

8. It ain't no mouse and it is stiring

"I'm a magical being. Take off your bra."
LOL too funny

[underpants]

9. I'll sit on YOUR lap

now take off your bra

[underpants]

10. The call me "mistletoe"

now...take off your bra

[Robb]

11. "Yes, that's coal in my stocking..."

"...AND I'm happy to see you."

:)

[stopbush]

12. "Come sit on my lap...

we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."