Helpful Career advise

[LynneSin]

If you have any inkling of knowledge of how to work with databases, whatever you do - DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW!!!

I swear it'll ruin your life if you do!

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. I CAN attest to that

:argh::grr::nuke::argh::grr::nuke::argh::grr::nuke::argh::grr::nuke:

where were you last year when i needed to know this?

[LynneSin]

5. I was clueless when someone asked "Could you Build me a Database"

I didn't know, I was so young and naive

:cry:

I think I'd rather whore myself out at brothel than work with DBs

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

7. lmao!

:rofl:

I know I would rather be a gigolo then deal with the majority of crap I have to do!

[kick-ass-bob]

8. Yes, I thought it would be fun.

Well, the first one was. But the 2nd thru 10th (which, to this day, no one has taken the time to figure out the underpinnings) put a big fucking drag on the whole thing.

[kick-ass-bob]

2. DAMNED FUCKING STRAIGHT.

:nuke:

[LynzM]

3. Yup, check, got it.

Thanks, but a wee bit too late. My last job paid me to learn about databases, this one pays me to play in them, albeit more as a user. Wheeee!

[datasuspect]

4. i would ADVISE you, but I'm fresh out of ADVICE

smooches, sorry i'm in a pissy mood. i've run across at least 7,000,000 spelling errors since 6 am.

[LynneSin]

6. See, I'm so cranky from this damn DB that my spelling has gone

haywire

:cry:

It's a cry for help!

[datasuspect]

9. it's not your fault yore not alone

see, i am commiserating with you, is this a useful function?

[Call Me Wesley]

10. Ahhhhhh,

I just trashed my books about 'dBase II', which was standing next to some books about 'Basic.'

Access anyone? Hello? :silly:

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Learning to spell simple English is a start.

[LynneSin]

12. I'm a woman having a crisis

DB's are fuddling my mind

:cry: