Never title your personals ad "Live like there's no tomorrow"

[Deja Q]

Especially since I should have typed it as "Live as if today was the last day of your life", which is what it was meant to be perceived as. :-)

[NaMeaHou]

1. Or

Used wanker, in good shape.

Call 1-800- whoops!

[liberalhistorian]

2. OMG!

LOL! No, that indeed would NOT be a good idea! As a never-married single mother in my late 30's, I'm more than familiar with this kind of thing, and some of the stuff that's in personals, both print and online, is absolutely hilarious. I've often thought about writing a book on that, maybe someday I'll get it together enough to do so!

HypnoToad, what you should have written was something along the lines of "enjoys living life and enjoying it to the fullest, as you never know when a day will be your last", or something along those lines.

[Deja Q]

3. Thanks!

I've never been good at using the English language, or much of anything to do with interpersonal communication for that matter! :D

[liberalhistorian]

4. If you need some help

with your ad, PM me and I'll see what I can do. My parents are both retired English teachers who taught me to be a master of words. I just thank God they weren't MATH teachers, or I'd have really been in trouble!