Top Ten Reasons I'm Looking Forward To The Olympics

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/


10. I hear Italy has the best Olive Garden restaurant in the world

9. Olympics are an excellent predictor of who will win the Nobel Prize in snowboarding

8. I can't wait to spread global harmony through bad-ass whoops and kickers

7. I look forward to learning how to say "dude" in Italian

6. All the people who ever said I'd never never make a living as a snowboarder will get to see me on TV, still not making a living as a snowboarder

5. Provided the perfect excuse to get out of helping my buddy Hank move

4. The honor of competing with the world's greatest athletes...and the free tote bags

3. I could become a household name, just like 1998 snowboarding gold medalist Ross Rebagliati

2. I can't wait to do a half-flakie reverse wim-wam with a heelback spiral -- I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about

1. Bode Miller offered me a hundred bucks to be his designated driver

[madinmaryland]

1. When do the Winter X Games start?

:shrug:

[SOteric]

2. This Friday.

[SOteric]

3. And one more reason:

- Some people, - just a few mind you, - might possibly shut up about the damned Superbowl.