Did Bush pee his pants in Iraq?

[ClintonTyree]

Lifted from BartCop, looks like a pee stain in his drawers to me......is it photoshopped?

[JohnKleeb]

1. It had better be real but I think its photoshopped

:D real or not its hilarious.

[Wonk]

2. 1 vote for photoshopped. nt

[grasswire]

3. his face looks horrible

very old and aged.

[MI Cherie]

4. He was sweating like a pig ...

... in a photo on TV. He really should bring a change of clothes!

[Gore1FL]

5. I think it is real -- but simply a shadow.

n/t

[TreasonousBastard]

6. Tough to tell...

I zoomed in on the stain, and if it's "value added" it's a damn good job.

:shrug:

[Wonk]

7. Speech bubbles are a clue... ;-) , , , nt

[buycitgo]

8. waddya mean?

those are real, part of the new "backdrop program"

they realized how badly the mission accomplished one went over, finally, and wanted to try one with some staying (staining?) power.

this is the new "frontdrop" program, as you can see by the bubble placement "in front" of his goon

[NJCher]

9. security detail

Aside from the stupid look on his face and the simian carriage, look at the facial expression of the guy on the left! Hilarious! "I don't trust you to even walk down the steps."


Cher

[buycitgo]

10. well, ah ha ha, NJ Cher

you inspired me to do a little googling for simian carriage pix.

haven't found any photos/drawings of Incurious George in the wild, but I DID find this bit of exegesis, which may splain why he looks like he does......

could he be some sort of missing link? not only that, but PHONY as a jobless recovery

"Without the stooping carriage, the morphological differences between the Neanderthals and modern man would not have been sufficient to so definitely expel the Neanderthals from a place in the evolutionary origin of man," guesses Hammond.

To ensure expulsion, Boule required Neanderthals to display a distinctly apelike stooping gait and many other "primitive" characteristics; he would exaggerate the differences from modern humans and minimize the similarities.

laughed pretty hard when I stumbled upon this

http://www.clarku.edu/~piltdown/map_expose/chain_of_fraud.html

[buycitgo]

11. this (not) just in......

[buycitgo]

13. just sent this email, in part, to Jim Warren of Chicago Tribune

He waxed beatific about the photo op today

"BTW, here's a couple photos I'd like to see you run. Must be hard to find ones of B*sh that aren't of an embarrassing nature.

home.comcast.net/~wizardofwhimsy/bushiniraq.jpg

z"

altered URLs

[dpibel]

12. As much as I'd like it to be real. . .

This image of the Fierce Warrior Chieftain descending the stairs appears to be pee-free. But I can't find an original of the one in question.

[buycitgo]

14. think 'Love Canal, Buddhist Templegate, Love Story,' Ceci Connolly lies

I like the first picture without the captions, anyway

much more, uh, 'subtle'

[DoYouEverWonder]

15. The stain is photoshopped

Here's the original pic.

[buycitgo]

16. can you be sure?

perhaps they drycleaned it in the photoshoppe.....

[DoYouEverWonder]

17. Then again maybe he did?

There is an odd shadow (?) on the left side of his crotch.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

20. Um, is it just me or does he look like he's trying to be a superhero?

Its like he's trying to do that hands on your hips superman thing.
Duckie

[midnight armadillo]

22. ILS

"Imaginary Lat Syndrome" - most commonly seen in the gym where men with small lat muscles strut around like the lats are too big to let their arms sit at their sides. In other words, macho bullsh*t posturing.

[Buns_of_Fire]

18. Nice and well-lit, isn't he?

("Lit" being one of those two-way terms, of course... :evilgrin: )

So, let's see, you fly in under cover of darkness, with the running lights off and the blinds drawn so as to not attract attention by any Bad Guys -- then, as soon as you hit the tarmac, switch on the floodlights to properly illuminate Our Glorious Leader for his photo-op. Why not hang a neon "Here I Am!" sign from his neck? Boosh isn't bright enough to be properly pissing his pants -- but I'd bet the security guys were sweating bullets...

[JM]

19. If he didn't piss himself...

...he is sure walking down the steps like he either rode a horse the whole way in or has a horrific case of crotch-rot.

Either way, the one thing he has going for him as a Bush legacy is the biggest set of air-lats any President has ever had.

Later,
JM

[Philostopher]

24. Looked to me like

He was trying to shake his boxers out of his ass crack. Trying to resist the horrible temptation to root around in his butt to straighten out his foundation garments. Wouldn't that have made a great AP wire photo -- hero Bu$h with his hand up his butt?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

21. In my opinion, they should have announced the trip....

He wants to play cowboy soldier boy all the time, let him see what they're going through.
Duckie

[DS1]

23. nice fucking swagger, looks ready for a wild west gunfight

But the pic's prolly photoshopped, burn tool, 30%