The Cordial Christian of all CAPTIONS!

[Fenris]

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) - First Lady Laura Welch Bush joins the United Methodist Chaste Women's Choir and the Eagle Forum Christian Hags Chorus Line in a show of rousing support for the new Santorum-Hatch Female Circumcision and Foot-Binding Act of 2003.

[cosmicdot]

1. tis the friggn' season to be jolly - fa la la la la la la la friggn' la

... maybe I can try that I dream of Jeanie thing and it'll all be over ...

[SlavesandBulldozers]

2. *

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) - First Lady Laura Welch Bush opens wide for her First Unholy Communion, a saltine baked from the flesh of Christian children.

[Bronco69]

3. first lady laura bush*

gags on her own tongue as she is confronted by a reporter for information concerning the "accident" that killed her former boyfriend in Midland.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

4. Washington D.C. (AP) First Lady Laura Welch Bush showed up for the

Christmas Tree Lighting wearing a Halloween outfit today. When told of her faux pas, she said, "Oh my goodness! Is it Christmas already? In that case, somebody go get me a stiff eggnog drink or a rum Wassail punch or something!"

[smirkymonkey]

5. Chaste Women's Choir??

If I were married to a butt-ugly chimp, I would protect my chastity as well, I suppose. :)