Bang bang bang (sound of my head on my desk)

[HEyHEY]

I just called a place that I had sent a resume too. I asked the woman if they had yet made a decision. I was expecting her to say yes and I was calling to find out why I hadn't been hired. She said "No we haven't, we're just looking through resumes this afternoon, I belive yours is on the top"

I couldn't think of anything to say so I was just like "Oh, okay then I guess I'll talk to you later"

Goddamit....wit and charm where were you when I needed you most!?

Hope she doesn't think I'm some kinda dipshit.

[cjbuchanan]

1. Don't worry about it

It was good that you called. To me, it does not sound bad.

Stay positive.

[trof]

3. DIPSHIT!

jeez

Just kidding.
;-)
Actually sounds good.
I'll keep my fingers crossed.

on edit:second time today I've replied to the wrong post.
maybe I should go lie down for a while?
jeez

[Robb]

2. L'esprit D'escalier....

...or "dang it, what I should've said was...!" :)

[HEyHEY]

5. oui bon idee!

Le temp suivant j era utilise le mot mauvais


god my Spelling needs work!

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. okay, take a deep breath... then call back

and tell her you were actually the guy from the next resume down.

[HEyHEY]

7. that got a kind hearted giggle

[GOPisEvil]

6. Did you at least thank her for her time?

:spank:

Nah, the fact that you called is a good thing. Shows you are interested. And, hey, yours is on top. ;-)

[HEyHEY]

8. No I didn't thank her! Oh man I am so not geting this

Plus I was panting heavily into the phone in an attempt to wooo her. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

9. Good move!

I hear heavy panting is a good way to get a woman's attention. :thumbsup:

[HEyHEY]

10. <looks out window> Hey the cops are here!

[GOPisEvil]

12. That's what you get when you take dating advice from your sister's ex.

;-)

[HEyHEY]

15. It seemed like good advice at the time

oh well back to the stalking board

[kmla]

11. Don't worry. A dipshit answer would have sounded something like....

..."You're just now lookin' at them? It's about fuckin' time!"

or

"How do I know you're tellin' the truth? Is it really on top, or are you pullin' my leg, skank?

THOSE would have been inappropriate responses. Don't worry, dude. You may want to call back in a couple of days and do a low-pressure inquiry, and offer to provide them with any further info or references if they need them. Always worked for me...

Best of luck.

[HEyHEY]

14. I always liked making such calls in Bobcat Goldwaithe voice

[damnraddem]

13. You shoulda said:

"Oh, okay then I guess I'll talk to you later." You did? Fine. What else is there to say?