25-Cents For Your Thoughts --- $1 If They're Naughty

[THUNDER HANDS]

:evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

1. If you want to hear the naughty thoughts...

it's gonna be $3.99 for the first minute and $1.99 for every minute after that. :evilgrin:

[ZenLefty]

3. And well worth it!

Where do I sign up? :D

[VelmaD]

8. You gotta join

the fan club. Then short bus will send you the newsletter every month. :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. figures

I'm suprised you don't charge a membership fee to view your thoughts. :D

[VelmaD]

10. Who said I don't

It's on a sliding scale though - don't wanta discriminate against the economically challenged. Plus you get a montly newsletter and a bumpersticker. ;-)

It's not tax-deductible but it does all go to a good cause - short bus's "Send Velma to Man Camp" fund.

[ZenLefty]

2. I wouldn't trust this guy

Probably take your thoughts and you'll never see a red cent!

[piece sine]

6. you'll have to IM me

Skinner has banned my thoughts. I still think them, subversively, however.

[populistmom]

5. Well

I still ___ ___________ because I want to ____ ___.
You'll just have to guess, but it's seriously naughty. :evilgrin:

[BurtWorm]

7. Can I buy a vowel?

:evilfrown:

[populistmom]

12. Sure, but only one.

:)

[BurtWorm]

14. U

:evilgrin:

[populistmom]

17. OK

In more detail:
I still _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ u _ _ because I want to
_ u _ _
_ _ _ !!!

No more letters though or I will get in big, big, BIG trouble!!! :nuke: :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

9. well if you wanna know the truth

I am unsuually down about my singleness today, sigh :(. I shouldnt be but I am listenin to love songs today for whatever reason. Well she'll come to me eventually whereever she may be, who she may be, oh love where are ya.

[sleipnir]

15. You know, Condi is looking for a man...wink..wink..nudge..nudge

[JohnKleeb]

18. dude not cool at all!

Now I feel even worse. Besides Condi is a right wing shill and umm how much older than me. Lookin for someone from 15-17. I guess I can handle a year younger up till a year older. heh, Condi, that wasnt cool man.

[sleipnir]

20. Sorry man...just a reference to Boondocks

I've been giving that one out to most people who are lamenting the woes of love. Just to think, you would rather be single than with Condi, so there's always a spark of hope for the future! I think I saw your future woman today on the street!




OR?

[absolutezero]

11. I'm thinking about my girlfriend

:evilgrin:
where's my dollar?

[JVS]

13. You should throw only Canadian money into panhandlers' cups!

bwahahahahahahaha!

And if you are in Canada use Bahamian money.

[ronzo]

16. I was just thinking that Howard did a pretty good job w/ tweety ATC...

You can owe-ski....

cheers,
ronzo

[jus_the_facts]

19. *cha ching*

...hit the jackpot wooo! :evilgrin: