I noticed something inspirational on Cops last night.

[JVS]

We are all the same color when someone stabs us in the head. Red

[Tredge]

1. "Cops" can teach us all a little about life

For instance, if they ever roll up on a place and there's a man wearing a wife-beater shirt there to greet them, he's going to end the segment stuffed in the back of the squad car.

If they roll up on a place and there's a man with no shirt on there to greet them, he's going to end the segment in the back of the squad car with a face painted orange with pepper spray.

If they roll up on a place and there's a man with no clothes on there to greet them, he's on PCP and is going to end the segment under nine cops being hog-tied and hoisted into an ambulance. And with a whole bottle's-worth of pepper spray up his nose.

If you're running from the cops and you decide to hide somewhere thinking you lost them, they will nail you.

If you've gotten to the point where they're beating you with nightsticks, there's no chance of you talking your way out of it.

They will say they don't like them, but in reality cops love a good car chase. Footchases are an entirely different matter.

Don't think that a female cop will be a pushover; she will have you eating the sidewalk before you can say "I'm not resisting!"

Don't mess with a police dog - you'll still get caught and you'll get "The Treatment" besides.

If they've got the helicopter on you, give up. In fact if you're in a car chase and they're on your ass, give up. You can steal a TANK and they'll catch you (see: Los Angeles police chases, man steals tank).


There are tons of others, no doubt. Anyone have any others?

[newyawker99]

3. Hi Tredge!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[HEyHEY]

2. You're not gonna go around trying to proove this are you?

:-)

[Loonman]

4. The only real lesson you can learn from COPS is:

RESISTING AND EVADING WILL NEVER WORK IN YOUR FAVOR!