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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:24 PM
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You pay me to hear your thoughts.

TxLib, ZL and ARW are gluttons for punishment :D

(another cheap copycat thread)

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neuvocat

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:28 PM
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1. Can I write you a post-dated check?

I need to know what I'm thinking, I get so confused sometimes.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:34 PM
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4. Only if I can listen to you later

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AlienGirl

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:31 PM
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2. I want that job...

I want people to pay me to listen to their stories. Maybe someday I will get a job like that...

Tucker

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:34 PM
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6. They are still insufferable but of more value

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BurtWorm

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:33 PM
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3. Do you take insurance?

I got a lot of problems...

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:35 PM
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8. Cash on the barrelhead.

If someone other than you pays for you to spew your problems, you'll never have an investment in getting rid of them.

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matcom

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:34 PM
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5. here is $10

now baby, WHAT am *I* thinking?? :D

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:36 PM
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9. *holds envelope to head like Carnac*

Matcom is thinking about sex. *holds hand out for ten*

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matcom

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:38 PM
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12. DAMN your good!

amazing!!

SIMPLY AMAZING I TELLS YA!

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Spider Jerusalem

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:35 PM
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7. No, thanks. I already have a psychiatrist. (n/t)

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:37 PM
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11. You should pay me more..that's gonna take a lot of undoing

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PVnRT

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:36 PM
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10. I'll give you 80 billion billion billion space credits

Check is in the mail.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:38 PM
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13. Still in denial about how bad you want me, eh?

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:38 PM
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14. can I pay you in clams like the Snorks do?

I got a lot on my mind and I don't get paid 'till Wednesday.

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:50 PM
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17. So save up your thoughts til wednesday,,it isn't as though your life is

miraculously going to turn around between now and then.

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arwalden

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:40 PM
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15. Can You Break A Dollar?

I don't have any change.

-- Allen

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:50 PM
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18. panhandling again?

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salmonhorse

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:41 PM
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16. "And if my thought-dreams could be seen...

"They'd probably put my head in a guillotine
"But it's alright, Ma, it's life, and life only."

B. Dylan

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:51 PM
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19. you're going to pay extra

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Insider

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Mon Dec-01-03 06:05 PM
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20. avoiding online work

how can i stop avoiding this (well-paying) work and get busy? DU and freecell are haunting me.

signed,
broke and lazy

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Mon Dec-01-03 06:10 PM
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21. Just say no

Love, Nancy

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