Wal-Mart Internal Memo! Disgust and Hilarity in Equal Parts....

[Character Assassin]

http://www.fuckedcompany.com/images/cake.html

A bit tip o' the chapeau to Pud at FuckedCompany.

"A nice cake is waiting for you......"

I don't know whether to laugh or puke.

[Turbineguy]

1. I never realized how lucky I've been

I've been yelled at, cursed at and fired, but I was always a person on not an "associate"

[SmileyBoy]

2. They smeared poop on the walls???

What are they, two years old??? They have no trouble messing up their own hands with shit??? I wouldn't want to be the guy to shake one of these idiot's hands. I can't even stand the sight of, and would not even want to imagine the feel of, my own feces. Let alone someone elses feces.

[Character Assassin]

Hell, someone pissed on a janitor. Hope he lost his job for that one.

What an imbecile.

[Beaker]

5. you probably wouldn't want to hear about my worst day of work EVER

I was working as a laborer for a construction company that was rebuilding a sewage treatment plant...On one hot sunny August day, I was lowered into a 45-foot deep aeration tank that was being pumped out...I was wearing chest-waders and carrying a shovel...my job was to to clear the thicker raw sewage from around the pump, and to dig channels so that the runnier raw sewage around the outside could get to the pump...the sewage was about 4-5 feet deep, with some mounds over 8' feet high.

NOT a good day.

[nini]

3. Good Lord!.. I thought working at the Post Office was bad!

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[supernova]

4. Ewww.

Just... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[ProudGerman]

6. What the hell is a "people group"

"Let your manager or a member of the people group know if you are aware of who left the note regarding the "nice cake" in the bathroom."

Do they have robots working at Wal Mart now? If they do, obviously not one of them is responsible for the "cake" note.

"A nice cake..." I chuckled and was grossed out at the same time.