Time for another punch-line thread...

[Robb]

Just the punch line, not the whole joke:

"Rectum? Hell, nearly killed 'em."

[grannylib]

1. There are more geese in that line.

[Bronco69]

2. Yes, I know,

Dick Cheney didn't want to go either.

[THUNDER HANDS]

3. "A Matcommunist"

Which, would be the punchline to "what do you get when you cross 20th century Russia with a walking, smiling ass?"

[CO Liberal]

4. "If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Talcum Powder."

:-)

[peekaloo]

5. Would I !!!!!!! Hare lip.

[CO Liberal]

6. "How Do You Think I Rang the Doorbell?"

:-)

[CO Liberal]

7. "It's Cheney's Urine, But Your Wife's Handwriting."

:-)

[Robb]

8. "Duuubya.... Gooooo to the theater...!"

:D

[meegbear]

9. Ok, but tomorrow it's your turn to be in the barrel

[CO Liberal]

10. A Ball-Point Banana

"What's yellow and goes 'click-click'?"

[thehonesttruth]

11. okay, you're a cab

love that punch line

[jimbo fett]

12. Why the long face?

[ironflange]

13. The three of us have to hold the cook still,

he doesn't like it very much.

[Guaranteed]

14. "You should see him make donuts."

;-)

[Drifter]

15. I was just going to use that one ...

thinking no one remembers that one.

Cheers
Drifter

[Drifter]

Boy underwear is half off

What does MJ and K-mart have in common.

sorry, I couldn't resist

Cheers
Drifter

[mac56]

16. "I lost the hot dog after the second bar."

nm