This is precious. Come caption

[veganwitch]

[Hawkeye-X]

1. "I RESIGN! MY ADMINISTRATION RESIGNS!"

AL GORE IS THE LEGITIMATE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES! DIEBOLD HELPED DELIVER FLORIDA TO ME! I SHOULD BE HUNG FOR TREASON!

[rogerashton]

2. Gotta go, gotta go

gotta go right now ....

[XNASA]

3. "If I've said it a thousand times, I've said it once......................

.....ladies, and gentlemen........POOL MAH FINGA!!!!!!"

[felonious thunk]

4. Get that punk's name

No one makes a fool of Diamond Joe Quimby.

[Nlighten1]

5. Where will you be when your diarrhea medicine stops?

[wysimdnwyg]

11. ROTFLMAO

Priceless!

[MissMarple]

6. "I did NOT have sex with my wife!"

Cheney said if he can't with his, then I can't either.

[johnnie]

7. ...

"And if I say there is only one microphone on this podium..then dammit..there is just one!!!"

[guitar man]

9. " For all those with questions.....

.....as to what my IQ actually is,let me make it clear for you"

[johnnie]

8. ...

"And if I say there is only one microphone on this podium..then dammit..there is just one!!!"

[Bozola]

10. an oldie...

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

12. The Man Upstairs tells me what to do

so if y'all steelworkers gotta problem with that, take it up with him! I can't do nothin coz the Yurpeens put the pressure on and we all know the only important thing is me!

[theivoryqueen]

13. my momma said I don't got to listen to none of ya'll!

[Renew Deal]

14. Wanna smell Pickles?

[BigBen]

19. lol!

and :puke: as well

[VOX]

21. Ohh, bad!!! (But *very* funny)!

:toast:

[underpants]

15. MAKE THE PIE HIGHER!!!!

:bounce:

[desi]

16. Ah Did NOT Wag That Damn Turkey

:shrug:

[DS1]

17. STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-AIAIAIIIIIIIIIIII

-IIIIIIIIVE

hoooo!

Something about that finger and those stars made me think of Saturday Night Fever

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

18. I gave you the tarriffs for one year... almost two... what more do

you bastards want?

Now give me money.

[cosmicdot]

20. never take Phospho-Soda before a speech ... it's a number 1 ...