CAPTION the V.P._______ (Valet President)

[underpants]

[mikehiggins]

1. The Fast and the Feebleish n/t

[underpants]

2. Uh 'scuse me Mr. Waltrip which one did you say was yours???

:bounce:

[jedicord]

3. OHMIGOD It's Tony!

Tony: Rubbin's Racin'!

[Drifter]

4. Returning from ...

taking a leak in the bushes.

Cheers
Drifter

[underpants]

5. He thinks he's headed back to the infield where he can do some drinkin'

:beer:

[DS1]

6. "I'm gonna need a better sponsor"

Hey, Boeing...

[underpants]

8. LOL

You know I really wouldn't be surprised if he got a "campaign jacket" like the drivers wear with all of his big donors on it.

Rule #1 of NASCAR is always thank the sponsors.

[DS1]

10. no kidding

SOU 2004

Good evening ladies and gentlemen..

*applause*

"I'd like to thank the Home Depot White House staff for the lovely years Laura and I have stayed there, the Valvoline Limosine Crew, the Harrah's "Oh Yeah" Marine One pilots", etc.

[underpants]

7. Mr. Bodine, I looked at your muffler bearings like you asked ...

and I'd say they are a-okay hehehe ya know I'm a real hands on working guy just like all your fans hehehe

to hiimself (Whew boy did I score some points with the NASCAR fans there they are going to really 'preciate that I know so much about cars)

[underpants]

9. W, still searching for the #3

RIP

[wysimdnwyg]

11. Dammit, didn't ANYONE leave the keys in the car?

I wanna drive one of these bad boys!

[cosmicdot]

12. Dude, where's my car?