I was just ATTACKED by: Margarita Salt!

[matcom]

OUCH!

first, had a HORRIBLE day at work (don't ask)

then, i get home (with groceries) and open the fridge door to put them away.

the multi-colored glass bottle of Margarita Salt apparently didn't like what i was doing, so it FLUNG itself off the top of the fridge and hit me right on my collar bone.

OUCH!

THEN

it continued its spiraling desent, bounced off the wine rack and smacked SQUARE in my kneecap!

OUCH!

as i winced in pain, i noticed out of the corner of my eye that the Pepsi bottle (perched upon the stovetop-knoll) was wobbling back into place.

now, as i writhe here in pain i ask you the following: IS it possible that a lone bottle of colored margarita salt, falling from above and slightly behind could cause all of this pain by itself? DID IT ACT ALONE??

i'm beginning to wonder.....

once again: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH

[GOPisEvil]

1. I think the message is clear:

MAKE MARGARITAS!!!! Get drunk, and forget about the pain. I bet the salt is feeling neglected because you drink scotch all the damned time.

So, drink up! :beer:

[theivoryqueen]

6. totally - better crack open the cuervo poste haste

put that salt to use!

[Racenut20]

2. Is it followed by a marguertia ?????

Or perhaps you have discovered a weapon of mass destruction.

[underpants]

3. What was so horrible about your day at work?

:bounce:

[matcom]

7. wellllllllll, since you asked

:D

its amazing how a MANAGER of a MORTGAGE company, can't understand that i simply cannot program a server-side database, with multiple tables with many relationships, that can be accessed through the Internet via secure passwords (yes, multiple passwords depending on geographic location) through a web site THAT DOESN'T YET EXIST in 24 hours.

:shrug:

i know i know, i am a fucking SLACKER x(

[underpants]

9. Gee how could he ever NOT understand that which you just posted

above this post that which you "said" I mean come on!!

Maybe the salt "shaker" was the one that Buffet lost and it was just trying to get back to margaritaville. Could happen.

[gardenista]

4. I think her evil sister Veruka was behind it all.

I can't wait to see who plays her in the new Willie Wonka movie.

[underpants]

5. Tonight on Fox:When condiments attack!!!!

Has the glass bottle of Margartia salt made any strange visits to Cuba recently?

[VelmaD]

8. God you're such a baby

:eyes:

Quit your whining and take to heart what is obviously a message from the universe that THOU SHALT MAKE MARGARITAS.

[Dudley_DUright]

10. Sounds like you have the makings of a good Jimmy Buffett song

"Wasted by Margarita Salt"

[xchrom]

11. take that!

and then that!
yes you have been a bad boy -- and this is the beginning -- the pepper grinder has it in for you next!
bwahahaha...

[xchrom]

12. p.s.

the i just had it on good authority the blender might have it in for you.