Alan Colmes Loses Argument With Nephew

[joeybee12]

NEW YORK—Alan Colmes, the liberal co-host of the Fox News debate program Hannity & Colmes, lost an argument to his nephew Bryan while babysitting the 8-year-old Monday. "I wanted to stay up late to watch television, but Uncle Alan said, 'There's already too much self-parenting in America,'" Bryan said. "So I started screaming, 'Mom lets me, Mom lets me,' real loud. He gave in after, like, 20 seconds." In the past two years, Bryan has won arguments with Colmes on the subjects of Pokémon cards, Crunch Berries cereal, and steel tariffs.

[Melsky]

1. Is this from the Onion?

[joeybee12]

4. Yup

Pretty damn accurate, too!

[Cheswick2.0]

2. In related news: Colmes nephew turned down for anchor spot on Fox News

good one Joey

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

3. allen colmes would lose an argument with his reflection

also, i would bet against alan in the following match-ups:
A.C. vs a cat
A.C. vs a baby
A.C. vs a comatose patient
A.C. vs a clump of dirt

[Vitruvius]

5. Heck, Colmes is just keeping in practice for his day job.

And the quality of the 8-year-old's argument is no worse than Hannity's...

n/t

[SideshowScott]

6. Bwha-ha-ha-ha Colmes Is such a tool!

Tooo Funny! Colmes is your typical spineless dem and PERFECT for fox news. If they had a real Dem they would wipe the floor with Hannity night after night and they know it!
Sad really