RED ALERT! Liberals in danger of extinction!

[Crazy Dave]

Seriously. I recently read an article that said conservative couples were having children at a much higher rate than their liberal peers and having bigger families so you know what to do....

GET OUT THERE AND PROCREATE!

This is not a sex thread! This is something you must do to save your country and the world.

[Left Is Write]

1. I have three children already. I'm almost 40! I think I've done all I can!

[Crazy Dave]

3. You did well. Consider yourself a true patriot

:patriot:

[trogdor]

22. Well, I have one.

He's a good one, though, and a freethinker. Thinks Bush is an idiot. I'm about to inflict him upon my fellow upstate NY motorists in a couple of days, so if you see a battered silver Honda Accord with NY plates, stay out of the way.

[xmas74]

2. I already have one.

Can I use all the youth clubs that I volunteer with as a neans to spread the liberal agenda instead?

[Crazy Dave]

4. No indoctrinations

Children should look up to and respect their parents. No matter who they are.

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Yes, but what happens when those kids hit those years of rebellion?

A number of those kids will convert to our cause once those teenage/college years come!

There is yet hope. Do not despair.

[Orsino]

6. I don't think we need to worry quite so much...

Can you imagine what it's like being raised by BushBots? They're training their kids to be liberal.

[NewJeffCT]

7. I've said this on DU since my start here

The fundies are trying to breed us out of existence! Why do you think they have these families with 8, 10 or more kids?

[Race4Peace]

8. DON'T WORRY! this means WE'RE NOT the cause of overpopulation...

besides, the kids 'll change. I have a friend from a family of mormon republicans, with 5 kids. 2 years ago he was still like that. now he's an alchemy anarchist! we still have hope.

[Deja Q]

9. Well chicks, who wants to convert a homo in exile?

:rofl:

[ZombieNixon]

10. Look, I'd love to!

But no one will sleep with me! :cry:

[meow2u3]

11. The upside of pro-life legislation

It creates more Democrats than repukes 20 years down the road.

If people and their kids struggle, chances are the kids will become Dems when they grow up.

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. This is a crisis not unlike that after a nuclear war

"Doctor, you mentioned the ratio of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so-called monogamous sexual relationship — I mean, as far as men were concerned?"

"Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."

"I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor."

[BeFree]

14. That's my idea!!

....the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics, which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature."

[In_The_Wind]

13. I'm not doing it!

I'm too damn old to start having children now!

[BeFree]

15. Well, Hello Joanie!

Stopped by the Lounge to get a few laughs, grins and giggles, and who do I see? The last DU'er I had fun with. Hi Babe! Say, ya coming to see me on your road trip? We're both to old for wee ones, but we could sure play-act it out, eh?

[In_The_Wind]

18. You'll have to promise me one lil thing ...

No Tattoos. Okay?
www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4154699

[Lorien]

16. Two words: climate change

I won't be having any kids; I would entertain the idea if I honestly believed that they would be living to at least age 40-But I seriously doubt that many children born today will.

[Hardrada]

17. Same thought here.

Have avoided having kids since it was always obvious the Dark Side would return after the Fall of Nixon. Also I have noted some kids of liberal friends going over to the Fundies after running into college Xian programmers. A bad fate too.

[rustydog]

19. Stephanie Miller, child of republicans...nuff said

My brother in law is a Rush-bo wannabe...his sons hate him and see his hypocrisy daily.

I do my best by pointing out the fallicies they face daily.

P.S.
I lucked out, my son got into politics after college, ran a couple of successfull campaigns and now is a congressional staffer.

My step daughter bought me these bumper stickers:
George W. you're fired!
Why do we kill people who kill people to prove killing people is wrong?

[Hugin]

21. I agree... Conversion is the sweetest revenge.

... and, I'm lazy.

... and, a guy.

[Crazy Dave]

23. I'm starting to feel a little bit better

We actually have three, two boys, one girl and the two boys have always wanted to be the opposite of me and Mrs. DTW. The daughter is doing fine but we've already been accused of being unpatriotic and called bleeding hearts and tree huggers by the boys. They're adults now and can get away with it.

But we tried :shrug:

[Taverner]

20. I got two

But I am a beleiver in ZPG so....

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

24. I've been pro-creating like crazy....

but I've also been having dozens of abortions while getting illegal welfare checks to pay my union dues so I can be lazy and raise my family of illegal gay aliens. Just like every other liberal, right? :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

25. Have two already and am over 40

one of mine is liberal leaning. The other is too young to know...but she says she hates George Bush.