Post three things you *don't* know about *me*

[ZombieNixon]

and then I'll lie to you about what the answers are...or maybe not! :P

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Your real name

Your ranking among the FBI's list of America's Most Wanted Citizens

Your bank account information

[ZombieNixon]

2. Shank, the Blood God! MWAHAHAHA!! (that's part of the name, damn it!)

High enough to be banned from being in the same venue as any cabinet level or higher member of the current administration.

3.

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. You name is "MWAHAHAHA!!", I don't know if I can handel being

Mrs. MWAHAHAHA!!

[ZombieNixon]

4. Would you like to be Mrs. Nixon or Mr. The Blood God instead?

:shrug: I'm sure we can work something out...remember, I said I might be lying about everything in this thread.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Will not be Mrs. Nixon.

Wouldn't be prudent.




Mrs. Blood God could work. :shrug:

[ZombieNixon]

6. OK, Mrs. Blood God it is!

I wonder how that would look on business cards...:eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. 1) The density and range of your body hair

2) Penis size
3) Average time to ejaculation

[ZombieNixon]

8. Adonis-like

Porn-star quality
One minute after she...goes

:evilgrin:

[elshiva]

9. 1. Why are you called ZombieNixon?

2. Where is your towel?
3. Philips is German and has my pen?

[ZombieNixon]

10. ...

1. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4096392#4096927
2. Hung on the bathroom door
3. Yes? :shrug:

[elshiva]

11. Thanks! May I please have my pen back, Philips?

[ZombieNixon]

12. No.

:P

[elshiva]

13. Ok, you can keep it, if you give me some chips.

:P

[ZombieNixon]

14. You like Chili and Lime?

Stop by my place. :P

[elshiva]

15. No honey. Got any Barbecue?

"We're Richard Nixon's Secret Tape Club Band."

[ZombieNixon]

16. 'Fraid not.

But I can go get some if you really want them. :shrug: