Smoke two joints

[Oeditpus Rex]

She was living in a single room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only knows what they were up to in there.
And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes — reefers.

I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’?
Hell, no!

Daddy, he once told me, "Son, you be hard-workin’ man
And momma, she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

So now I smoke two joints when I get up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints at the video game
And at every ten thousand points
I smoke two joints

Come and smoke two joints with me!

Whoa, rock me tonight
Whoa-oh, jah sake
Whoa-oh

[RevCheesehead]

1. You California hippies.

:eyes:



:hug::loveya:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You called?

[RevCheesehead]

5. Cool, man....

You never told me you had a van! :loveya:

"Make Love, Not War." :hippie:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. Hey, wow!

I've got a van? Far out!

[WindRavenX]

2. well i didn't smoke 2 joints

But i did smoke two bowls :smoke:

[NMMNG]

4. What are you suggesting?

[Initech]

7. Is it 4:20 yet?

:smoke:

[In_The_Wind]

8. Okay

[Shine]

9. Hey, don't Bogart that doobie! Pass it over....

:smoke:

[BlueStorm]

10. I need a joint...n/t

[Orsino]

11. ...on the ceiling if you want me.

Twice on the pipe, however, means you ain't gonna show.