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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:29 AM
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Barry Bonds — out of the closet
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. - Barry Bonds threw quite a changeup Tuesday.

The single-season home-run king turned drag queen as the Giants staged their version of Fox's "American Idol." Bonds emerged from the clubhouse in the guise of Idol judge Paula Abdul, wearing a caramel-colored shoulder-length wig and fake breasts confined by athletic tape.

"I'll never tell my wife to hurry up anymore. Because it took me forever to get dressed," Bonds said. "I'll never do that again, man. That tape was killing me."

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercurynews/sports/13985421.htm
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:30 AM
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1. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:31 AM
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2. My eyes
they burn!
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 02:32 AM
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3. You should post a warning on that shit before you post it.
:spank:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:46 AM
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4. OMG! He's a big hunk o' burnin' love.
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 09:07 AM
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5. now see i think a simple strand of pearls
instead of that big honkin bling would have lifted the eye...

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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 10:55 AM
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6. See there? Steroids have no side effects whatsoever.
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