I am bored, ask ME anything!

[Shell Beau]

And I mean ANYTHING! :P

[LSK]

1. Cegelis or Duckworth?

:popcorn:

[Shell Beau]

2. If I only knew what you were talking about!!

x(

I'll say Duckworth..... :shrug:

[LSK]

5. DLC traitor!!!

(hint: its the congressional election in my district that causes flamewars in IL forum)

[Shell Beau]

7. Okay!! I have been so busy lately that I haven't kept up with

anything!!! But, I'll choose whoever you are choosing!! ;)

[taterguy]

3. what are some of your secrets that no one knows? :)

[Shell Beau]

4. I have none!!

:P

[taterguy]

15. what's it like having a life with no secrets?

[Shell Beau]

17. It is FUN!! No worries about anyone finding anything out!

:)

[Shine]

6. Are you pregnant yet?

I remember you mentioning you and your hubby were trying....

:hi:

[Shell Beau]

9. Unfortunately we've both been working out of town lately and

haven't been able to get it done on the dates needed to, but that is all about to change!! :)



:hi:

[Shine]

18. OK, I'll bite. WHY is that "about to change"??

:shrug:
are you hookin' up this w/e?

[Shell Beau]

21. We are both finished with our out of town work and as of last

night (to be exact) the fun started!! ;)

[alcibiades_mystery]

8. I'm confused about Godel's incompleteness of arithmetic argument

Can you please flesh that out for me?

[Shell Beau]

12. It is too simple for someone as complex and intelligent as I am to

get it across!!


:silly:

[hfojvt]

16. this is a great exchange

but given the phrasing of the question - "no" would be a correct answer and should get full credit.

[Shell Beau]

19. .

:P

[bigwillq]

10. Where is your friend?

The one that supposedly joined DU!? ;) :)

[Shell Beau]

13. I know, she isn't around much. She is working

on her Masters degree so she is super busy with that and her 2 kids!! :)

[Mizmoon]

11. Should I stay at the job that pays mediocre

but is only 20 minutes by car from home, or should I take the job that pays almost three times as much, but will require a one hour train commute each way? Remember that trains run like crap whenever there is bad weather so the commute could be much longer some days.

[Shell Beau]

14. Go for the other job! You'll get used to the train ride and

you probably deserve the boost in pay!!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

20. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Shell Beau]

22. Enough to keep my fireplace burning all night!

[Ryano42]

23. What's your favorite sandwich?

I am hungry...tell ingredient by ingredient...torture me! :9

[Shell Beau]

25. Well that is a tough one!

But the one I am big on right now is turkey, tomato, provolone cheese, cheddar cheese, mayonaise, and mustard on pita warmed up in the oven just enough to get the cheese melty!! Mmmmm!! :9

[Ryano42]

33. OH MY!!!

How about:

Turkey
Sprouts
Avocado
Lettuce
Tomato
Bacon?
:9:9:9

[Shell Beau]

35. Avocado

Mmmmmmmmm! I LOVE Avocado
:9

[madinmaryland]

24. Cialis or Viagra?

[Shell Beau]

28. Which ones have the commercials with Bob smiling?

[madinmaryland]

80. That was for the natural male enhancement pill.

what the hell was that stuff called?

That ad annoyed the hell out of me.

[Shell Beau]

101. For some reason it cracked me up! It started with an E, I think!

[madinmaryland]

105. And he had more than a smile.

Its what I would refer to as a shit eating grin!

[Shell Beau]

107. Oh yeah!! It was DEFINITELY a shit-eating grin!

[madinmaryland]

106. It was Enzyte!

[taterguy]

26. what question do you wish people would ask you?

[Shell Beau]

29. This one!

:P

[Texasgal]

27. Where have you been?

[Shell Beau]

30. Busy busy busy! I have been working out of town a lot lately!

I jump on here when I get the chance!! :) :hi:

[hfojvt]

31. why RU so bored?

Have you read this book?

http://www.physics.ucla.edu/~kor2/booklog/zelazny-roadmarks.html

[Shell Beau]

32. Physics was never my thing! I am afraid that would

put me to sleep after the first word!!

[hfojvt]

52. it is not a physics book

It is fiction - time travel, like "Somewhere in time".

[swag]

34. Have you seen the new Lindsay Lohan Celebrity Nipple Slip on Fleshbot?

[Shell Beau]

36. No I have not! But she was in Allure magazine and she

didn't leave a whole lot to the imagination!!

[Crazy Dave]

37. How far can a dog run into the woods?

:)

[Shell Beau]

38. Halfway!

:)

[Crazy Dave]

39. You knew that one

:applause:

[Shell Beau]

40. Woo hoo for me!!

:woohoo:

[Crazy Dave]

45. The next time someone says:

"Can I ask you a question?" you say....

[Shell Beau]

46. Hell no, and leave me alone?

:P

[Crazy Dave]

49. That or my preference...

"Can I ask you a question?" "That's already a question" or you could say "what, another one?" or "you only get one and that was it" :P

[taterguy]

41. where do you want to go that you've never been?

[Shell Beau]

43. Australia! It seems to be a gorgeous place, and I want

to see the Great Barrier Reef!

[LSK]

42. do you remember this guy?

[Shell Beau]

44. Aw, my poor little hamster!! He is just resting up for now!

He's going to make a comeback!!

[LSK]

47. he is missed

;(

[Shell Beau]

48. I miss him too!

x(

[Ron Mexico]

50. Chicken or egg?

[Shell Beau]

54. Chicken

for sure! :P

[Ron Mexico]

61. Why, because the chicken

had to get laid before the egg did? :)

[Shell Beau]

63. Yep!! Even though the chicken had to come from an egg....

:crazy: Argh!!! Still, the chicken! ;)

[tigereye]

51. what flowers are blooming down your way?

mine keep getting snow on them....

[Shell Beau]

55. Almost all of the flowers are blooming!

All the dafodils in my yard have bloomed. The Bradford Pear trees are blooming! Spring came really early this year for us down here!

[billyskank]

53. What number am I thinking of?

:hi:

:loveya:

[Shell Beau]

56. 22

:P


:hi: :loveya:

[billyskank]

57. Close enough!

:hug:

[Shell Beau]

58. Yay! Close enough is good enough for me!!

:pals:

[billyskank]

59. So how you been?

I missed you!

[Shell Beau]

60. I've been so busy! I am going to try to post some this week, but

it is hard to get a chance to log on!! How have you been? :) I missed you more than anyone else here!! ;)

[billyskank]

68. I have been okay!

Did you see my picture of u4ic?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4772270

[Shell Beau]

72. Oooh! That is very good!! I love it! And she is too darned cute!

Good job!! :bounce:

[billyskank]

111. Thanks!

I was really happy with how it turned out. :)

[Strong Atheist]

62. Shaved or unshaved? nt.

[Shell Beau]

64. Definitely depends on what we are talking about here!

I like my men a little rugged but not a full fledged beard or mustache, and as for me, well....

[Strong Atheist]

66. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4477973

[Shell Beau]

67. Oh!! Well, then, natural for sure, but groomed!!

:blush:

[Strong Atheist]

69. Sorry. I should not have taken you at your word and

asked you ANYTHING.... I am a bad boy today ....:spank:

[Shell Beau]

71. I did say ANYthing!!

:)

[Orrex]

73. That, too, is certain!

;)

[Strong Atheist]

75. Hey! YOU are not allowed to say THAT!

x(

[Orrex]

84. Maybe we should ask Shell Beau about it?

[Strong Atheist]

92. NO! She has nothing to do with it. It's YOU who is not allowed to use

THAT word, you, you ... you soft atheist, you!

[LSK]

65. can you do anything about this?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=543779&mesg_id=543779

[Shell Beau]

70. Unfortunately, I can't! There are still some things

Mississippi needs to work on. This is one of those cases. It is very disappointing.

[Beer Snob-50]

74. Have you ever posted a picture anywhere

where there would have been nipple slip pictures?

[Shell Beau]

76. Not that I can recall, but then again, you never ever know!

:silly:

[Beer Snob-50]

79. as a confession

I have had many pictures taken with nipple slip pictures.

[Shell Beau]

82. Aren't you a rebel?

:P

[yurbud]

77. Do you believe that eating pygmies brings good luck?

[Shell Beau]

78. Didn't work for me!!

:P

[yurbud]

81. do you fart in front of your significant other?

[Shell Beau]

85. Well, as a lady, I don't do that EVER!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[yurbud]

114. not even in the bathroom on the pot?

[Beer Snob-50]

83. One more question today

I am going to Chicago in a couple of months for a few days. research someplace fun to go.

that ought to keep you occupied for a few minutes.

[Shell Beau]

87. Hey, that's not a question!!!!

Go give Oprah a visit! I know you are dying to! :spray:

[Beer Snob-50]

91. I am trying for tix to see both the cubs and whitesox those days

and my wife is trying to get me to go to oprah with her in return. that may not be a viable trade off.

[Shell Beau]

93. Maybe it will be one of the days she's giving away some stuff!!

You never know!!

[Taverner]

86. Why aren't we living on our private island by now!!

Dammit! I wanna live on Shell Beau Island!!

[Shell Beau]

89. The lotto just didn't go my way! I was counting on that

$360 mil!!! x(

[Taverner]

94. But...but I bought plane tickets and everything!

Do you know how hard it is to order tickets for an island that doesn't yet exist???

[Shell Beau]

95. The islands exists, I just don't own it yet!

;)

[Strong Atheist]

88. Pie, cake, OR

Olives?


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4385896

[Shell Beau]

90. Chocolate or pumpkin pie!! And

NO and I mean NO olives!! :P

[Strong Atheist]

96. Well, we agree. I don't like olives either. And pie, in ANY form,

is good ...

[Shell Beau]

97. I don't like key lime pie!!

Or lemon pies!! :o

[Strong Atheist]

99. You're quick today! Actually, I don't like sour pies either. Pies

should smell and taste good...;-)

[Shell Beau]

102. Yep!! And be sweet! Mmmm, pie!!

:9

[baldguy]

98. What is the maximum air speed velocity of a fully-laden swallow?

[Shell Beau]

100. Pretty damn fast I say!!

:7

[Strong Atheist]

103. African or Euorpean swallow? nt.

[baldguy]

112. AAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhh.......!!

[Strong Atheist]

113. Lol! nt.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

104. Hi, Shell. Long time no talk...

Okay, here's what I wanna know: If you were to incorporate some type of food into your usual bedroom antics....what would be your first choice? And don't say pork rinds, cuz I got dibs on that one.

[Shell Beau]

108. Hahaha! Don't worry, no pork rinds for me!! I am a big

chocolate lover sooooo, that is, errr, I mean, that would be good!! :blush:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

109. In liquid or solid form?

Chocalate syrup could be fun, albeit messy.

[Shell Beau]

110. Messy is okay! Definitely liquid form! I guess

chocolate chunks could do in some cases!!