You're on Death Row. Order your last meal.

[Ron Mexico]

This is a watercooler topic in my office because of Monday's episode of "Two and a Half Men."

I'll take a large pizza with pineapple. I'd hate it, so I wouldn't mind dying as much.

[Orsino]

1. Slow-roasted beef.

Specifically, roasted for at least forty-five years.

[KitchenWitch]

2. I would request to sing one last song in its entirety

"999 Trillion bottles of beer on the wall"

[Shell Beau]

3. I am quite sure I wouldn't be hungry, but I would go

with shrimp fettucine alfredo, some yummy garlic bread, a salad with the works (all the yummy veggies), tiramisu, some hot, just made donuts-glazed. That about covers it!

[DS1]

4. DON'T FORGET! The maximum you are allowed to spend it 10 bucks

So skip the Beef Wellington requests.

Me? I don't want anything. Make a bucket of fried chicken and have a guard give it to the first homeless guy he sees on the way home.

[Squatch]

6. Then I'll have a century egg

with an egg I plant today.

[Ohio Joe]

5. hmmmm

I think I would have to go with penne pasta with a home made gravy (lots of it) and some garlic bread, then for desert, a whole box of snickers ice cream bars.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Some kind of neverending buffet. Or an everlasting gobstopper.

:-)

[anarch]

8. I'll have the "bottomless" salad bowl

Just keep filling that thing up...I'm not done yet.

[expatriot]

11. lol.... make sure there's Jello on that salad bar...

...which there is always rooom for.

[AlCzervik]

9. french onion soup, duck with plum sauce and cheesecake

i'm lactose intolerant but i'd be having cheese at my last meal and i wouldn't take lactaid just to make it worse for the executioners.

[expatriot]

10. one of two: either a single glass of water or a bowl of"milk and crackers"

I haven't had milk and crackers since I was 7, my mom would eat it all the time as a "treat".

I strive for asceticism.

[ET Awful]

12. Roast DoDo bird

:evilgrin: